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RON CONTRACTS HERPES
THE NEW MINISTER OF MAGIC IS TONY BLAIR
HARRY'S PARENTS ARE REVEALED TO HAVE BEEN SCIENTOLOGISTS
MR. AND MRS. WEASLEY START SEEING OTHER PEOPLE
DUMBLEDORE LOSES HIS LEGS AND NEEDS A WHEELCHAIR
HOGWARTS EXPLODES
THE NINTH CHAPTER OF THE BOOK IS "BOY MEETS WORLD" FANFICTION AND DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH HARRY POTTER
HAGRID POOPS OUT GIMLI
THE SCHOOL IS VISITED BY A D.A.R.E. SPOKESMAN WHO TEACHES THEM NOT TO USE DRUGS[/quote]
HAHAHA :laugh: That was the Funniest thing I have ever read