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Virtual Fighter · 07-16-2005, 02:37 PM

Okay, for real real, Snape kills Dumbledore.

Also...

See, my older sister works at the bookstore... yes, that's right. Sneaky sneaky.

Allow me to spoil the book for all of you:

THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE IS NONE OTHER THAN DUDLEY

HERMIONE LEARNS KARATE

RON CONTRACTS HERPES

THE NEW MINISTER OF MAGIC IS TONY BLAIR

VOLDEMORT DIES OF OLD AGE, PEACEFULLY IN HIS SLEEP

HARRY'S PARENTS ARE REVEALED TO HAVE BEEN SCIENTOLOGISTS

SNAPE HAS RHYTHM

MR. AND MRS. WEASLEY START SEEING OTHER PEOPLE

DUMBLEDORE LOSES HIS LEGS AND NEEDS A WHEELCHAIR

HOGWARTS EXPLODES

J.K. ROWLING HERSELF APPEARS AS A CHARACTER AND DEFLOWERS HARRY

THE NINTH CHAPTER OF THE BOOK IS "BOY MEETS WORLD" FANFICTION AND DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH HARRY POTTER

SIRIUS BLACK IS THE NEW DEFENSE AGAINST THE DARK ARTS TEACHER

HAGRID POOPS OUT GIMLI

THE SCHOOL IS VISITED BY A D.A.R.E. SPOKESMAN WHO TEACHES THEM NOT TO USE DRUGS

NEVILLE MAKES A COCOON AND COMES OUT AS A BUTTERFLY AT THE END OF THE YEAR

HARRY AND DRACO ARE THE SAME PERSON

07-16-2005, 02:37 PM	#8
Virtual Fighter Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: --> East Los Angeles, California c-- Posts: 3,047 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): Thanks (Received): Likes (Given): Likes (Received): Dislikes (Given): Dislikes (Received): Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Okay, for real real, Snape kills Dumbledore. Also... See, my older sister works at the bookstore... yes, that's right. Sneaky sneaky. Allow me to spoil the book for all of you: THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE IS NONE OTHER THAN DUDLEY HERMIONE LEARNS KARATE RON CONTRACTS HERPES THE NEW MINISTER OF MAGIC IS TONY BLAIR VOLDEMORT DIES OF OLD AGE, PEACEFULLY IN HIS SLEEP HARRY'S PARENTS ARE REVEALED TO HAVE BEEN SCIENTOLOGISTS SNAPE HAS RHYTHM MR. AND MRS. WEASLEY START SEEING OTHER PEOPLE DUMBLEDORE LOSES HIS LEGS AND NEEDS A WHEELCHAIR HOGWARTS EXPLODES J.K. ROWLING HERSELF APPEARS AS A CHARACTER AND DEFLOWERS HARRY THE NINTH CHAPTER OF THE BOOK IS "BOY MEETS WORLD" FANFICTION AND DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH HARRY POTTER SIRIUS BLACK IS THE NEW DEFENSE AGAINST THE DARK ARTS TEACHER HAGRID POOPS OUT GIMLI THE SCHOOL IS VISITED BY A D.A.R.E. SPOKESMAN WHO TEACHES THEM NOT TO USE DRUGS NEVILLE MAKES A COCOON AND COMES OUT AS A BUTTERFLY AT THE END OF THE YEAR HARRY AND DRACO ARE THE SAME PERSON __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload5/uyuyuyu.jpg[/img:sig_uid] [b:sig_uid]Nothing Nice to Say - The World's FIRST Online Punk Comic[/b:sig_uid]