[gieandfer]

[quoteost_uid0="Shinatsu"][quoteost_uid0="Elena"][quoteost_uid0="Shinatsu"]Gieandfer is back in the house fo shizzle
my fake-wannabe-gangsta-poop-pass-nizzle!
I'll let you be for now, have a seat!

Gieandfer- wheres elena?
Shinatsu- I kicked the snot out of her don't worry. Hey what did you come back here for anyway? want a job? a hooker (because i got plenty), a life (because I don't think you have one bum!)
my bad dawg......[/quote]
Hold up little man. What the F**k are you taking about. If this were real life bet you would never say it to my face you ass. Do what gieandfer says and get a friggin' life.

Me and gieandfer have nothing going on and I sure as hell don't work as a hooker. Don't get me screwed up with ya sister. And do this for better of the species:
1.take a gun
2. hold it to your temple
3. pull the trigger

Oh and here's a better rendition

Gieandfer- wheres elena?
Shinatsu- well i was walking my little french poodle and checking out all the little boys at the park. When she came out of no where. I tried to defend my self but you can only do so much in heels and your mother's church dress. OMG the dress is like so messed up what do I do OMG OMG wahh my mother is like so gonna kill me. Gieandfer make love to me.
Gieandfer- hell no man get the f**k off me

Chuuuuuuurch that, mofo.
lain:[/quote]
well im so sorry for that. i just couldnt help it. i am such a dumbass. i cant help talking about other people cause im always lonely and talking to myself. dubya tee eff? shut up let me finish talking. i just couldnt help it. the only reason i dont have as much posts as you even though it doesnt matter how much posts you got is because talking to yourself doesnt count as a post. im not P.diddy and i know that. i was just trying to be something im not.

I was trying to have fun, spice up the forum a bit, but ppl like me have to ruin it. god im such a ####ie. why cant i ever be as great as you all. this place just needed some fun but i went on and killed it.

That's why this forum is so friggin boring thats why! because i dont know when to stop. im not funny, im lonely, and im such a p.diddy poser. hit me now please

I didn't intend to get hurt but i just cant stand up to gieandfers greatness.

gieandfer:shut up

Shinatsu:yes master[/quote]