Well today I almost got in a fight...
One of my friends....(some of you would consider him to be a wigger....)
He picked a fight with a lead member of our schools......Varisty FB Offisive line.
He was in shape....
And the thing was I was going to fight him......
to be honest he was biggier than me..muscle wise........but I wasn't afriad..it was funny..I actually started laughing...he reminded me of shrek...
whenever I'm about to fight fist to fist I find that to be humorious....
I mean I've.....been in more deadily fights on the street when I was actually scaried..
The worst that can happen is me getting my ass beat...but to sound ill I just don't figure many people to have as much heart as me as a fightier(Street fighter)..I guess that's why I'm not afriad......when I get into fights...
Well my friend said he'd pay me...10 dollars to steal off on this dude...I was going to do it...because he disrespected.....my group of friends.....They were sorta nerdy guys...and I'm sorta built...well now I am..I wasn't before....
So I told the dude I don't hate him or anything but I was going to sock him square between the eyes for $10 dollars...if he would come outside...
He retreated and went to the library....
He made some sorta phone call..
Atleast 5 mexacians stepped from surrounding directions..and stepped infront of the library...
And still I smirked.....
I said "yo what it is yo...so I'm that notorious...well...I'm flattered...? :sly: "
Then dude steps out the library....an I smirked......and walked right towards him.
*no lie*
LOL I don't exactily use logic when I'm challenged....I fear nothing....except guns....and girls with STD's.......
So they had niether...so there was nothing to fear....
I got into a fighting stance I learned...from my uncle...it's a move my uncle teached me..it's called "The Mantis Hop."
It's a Muy Thai thing...or whatever
I make one of my hands..resemble a cobra ready to strike with my fist tight.....
(OH yeah if you strike someone with this straight between the eyes..it's usually a KO)
You become pideon toed...
And you start by hopping on one foot towards that person your fighting..
Ok you Do a backhand strike....by spinning around.....the person your fighting well be confused or dodge this blow..even if it hits..it's not suppose to do much damage....
Then directily after the reverse you hook back the same direction as hard as you want but keep balance remain....on that one foot...
If your strike is effective they should be stunned....
Nowbring your fist back...and make it resemble a cobra about to srtike..and lean back and hop forward....
Then one secound before hitting them extend your hand it will make some nasty impact..
I've seen people cry from the pain man.....
Well I was about to do that move......when I security guard..broke up the hot scene.....
and alot of chicks talked to me afterwards...aside from that...a normal day...
Edited By SBYRD5 on 1111019857
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