Girl called Shagerada is at home whilst her mother is out shopping. The milkman pops round and offers her two pints of milk if she lets him in. She does. He offers her three more pints of milk if she lets him go upstairs. Another five pints if she lets him get into her bed. Another six if he can shag her. Whilst shagging her, the girl's mother comes in and calls upstairs. 'Shagerada!' to which the milkman replies, "she's got my entire milk float, I'm shagging her as hard as I can."
From Emma from Big Brother
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