Ahhh... i see a pattern here. The n00bs (like your's truly... well, at a price, but still. Its more like your's-approaching-truly, but more possibly like your's-not-so-truly, or even your's-if-you-don't-know-what-truly-means-and-have-no-access-to-a-dictionary--truly) here post things like "I will crush you all."
I left out the caps, the ridiculous amount of misspelling, and the lack of any form of english grammar most likely found in aliens impersonating asians impersonating greeks who had never seen, not heard, of the word "english" before, uh, where was i... oh yeah, I left out all the above in that mock-n00b post as its just TOO #### TIRING trying to do so, and still capture that "essence of n00b."
Whereas (####, even I forgot where this was going! This is truly a beautiul spam, and well worth using up one of my remaing "n00b credits" for) the vets post things like:
"Make me a mod [BWAH HAH HAH HAAAA]" with the stuff in the [ ... ] left out, but, oddly enough, implied, with that same sinisterism that only Bison, or even Raul Paul LadeeDaa (chappie who acted as Bison in the SF movie), or better yet, even GORO could!
####, that MK film took the cake in my book. Sure, Guile's motivational "I'm not going home" (truly, a great tribute too all the classical authors out there) speech was powerful. But Goro, ####, Goro was the stupidist thing i have ever seen in my life. And the way he just, like, ran off that cliff...
*quickly grabs a bottle of anti-... and rams some anti-... pills down his throat*
(Edited by lobo at 4:27 am on May 6, 2002)
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