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lobo · 05-05-2002, 08:08 AM

Of course, if you are like me, whoever you are that started this forum, you can be posting for EVER and still never leave newbie status. If only have about 15 posts left before I'm promoted... so from now on, any post I make will contain SERIOUS spamming... I don't want to waste any precious post while I'm still a newbie...

In fact, is there a way to be a newbie indefinitely? Seriously, I kinda wouldn't mind. Actually, I'm suffering from a severe case of ...itis. Its a constant effort not to finish of a lingering half thought with a ... these days... AAAAHHH!!

Which, i must admit, must make for fascinating reading for all you people out there! So sorry, I'll try and say something witty. In fact, no, I won't. Because I don't know what YOU people like. ####, maybe my wit is seen as nasty and evil? Or lame and pretentious? So today, in a once in a lifetime offer, I give you the LOBO MAKE YOUR OWN JOKE!!

That's right, below is a rather large blank space! YOU, dear reader, decide what you want to read! Please, do post what i wrote! Was it funny? Or lame and boring? Did I swear too much, or, in fact, did you *gasp* not even BOTHER to read the blank space and pretend to read something!! Are you, in fact, not even finding THIS funny? Don't delay, act today! The first 11 posters will receive a free house PLUS a beuatiful set of steak knives, at no extra cost! That's right folks...

Hmmm, those demtel ads are really getting to me. Oh, wait, here's the space:

Ok, I hope you liked it! I know, i swear a bit too much these days. And i hope I didn't have too many ...'s there. Geeze, I'm pretty sure THIS TIME i didn't waste a post... but what about next time? Or the time after that? I will never be able to let my guard slip... constant vigilance!!

PS For those of you who read Harry Potter, did anyone wonder why that spaz who masquaraded as, uh, Mad Eye taught Harry to resist the, uhm, look-at-me-humiliate-this-spider trick? It seemed kinda stupid, to be honest!

PPS Yeah, i know, its a spam! But, I'm still a newbie! And one of the few n00bs here! MuahHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!

PPPS Is it actually a spam? Or is it just a really long message? Is that a spam? Who knows! You, i guess, coz i don't!

(Edited by lobo at 6:32 am on May 6, 2002)

05-05-2002, 08:08 AM	#26
lobo Member New Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 55 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): Thanks (Received): Likes (Given): Likes (Received): Dislikes (Given): Dislikes (Received): Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Of course, if you are like me, whoever you are that started this forum, you can be posting for EVER and still never leave newbie status. If only have about 15 posts left before I'm promoted... so from now on, any post I make will contain SERIOUS spamming... I don't want to waste any precious post while I'm still a newbie... In fact, is there a way to be a newbie indefinitely? Seriously, I kinda wouldn't mind. Actually, I'm suffering from a severe case of ...itis. Its a constant effort not to finish of a lingering half thought with a ... these days... AAAAHHH!! Which, i must admit, must make for fascinating reading for all you people out there! So sorry, I'll try and say something witty. In fact, no, I won't. Because I don't know what YOU people like. ####, maybe my wit is seen as nasty and evil? Or lame and pretentious? So today, in a once in a lifetime offer, I give you the LOBO MAKE YOUR OWN JOKE!! That's right, below is a rather large blank space! YOU, dear reader, decide what you want to read! Please, do post what i wrote! Was it funny? Or lame and boring? Did I swear too much, or, in fact, did you gasp not even BOTHER to read the blank space and pretend to read something!! Are you, in fact, not even finding THIS funny? Don't delay, act today! The first 11 posters will receive a free house PLUS a beuatiful set of steak knives, at no extra cost! That's right folks... Hmmm, those demtel ads are really getting to me. Oh, wait, here's the space: Ok, I hope you liked it! I know, i swear a bit too much these days. And i hope I didn't have too many ...'s there. Geeze, I'm pretty sure THIS TIME i didn't waste a post... but what about next time? Or the time after that? I will never be able to let my guard slip... constant vigilance!! PS For those of you who read Harry Potter, did anyone wonder why that spaz who masquaraded as, uh, Mad Eye taught Harry to resist the, uhm, look-at-me-humiliate-this-spider trick? It seemed kinda stupid, to be honest! PPS Yeah, i know, its a spam! But, I'm still a newbie! And one of the few n00bs here! MuahHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! PPPS Is it actually a spam? Or is it just a really long message? Is that a spam? Who knows! You, i guess, coz i don't! (Edited by lobo at 6:32 am on May 6, 2002)