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asshole · 11-27-2004, 11:59 PM

Many times.
-I can't swim, but something about me jumPing in DeeP Swimming Pools.. I don't know it haPPens.
-I almost drowned 4 times.
-I got in a Motorcycle accident, wasn't wear any Helmet or anything, was goign around 40 MPH, got FIZUCKED UP!!!
-I got in a Car Accident, going 110MPH, hit a wall straight on, and came out without a SCRATCH! I guess that's why Lexus's are soo good!
-Been Stabbed before.
-Fell off of a Bill Board.

Dude, my life is filled with Injuries, broken 7 bones.. and a LOT MORE!

11-27-2004, 11:59 PM	#6
asshole Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,729 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): Thanks (Received): Likes (Given): Likes (Received): Dislikes (Given): Dislikes (Received): Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Many times. -I can't swim, but something about me jumPing in DeeP Swimming Pools.. I don't know it haPPens. -I almost drowned 4 times. -I got in a Motorcycle accident, wasn't wear any Helmet or anything, was goign around 40 MPH, got FIZUCKED UP!!! -I got in a Car Accident, going 110MPH, hit a wall straight on, and came out without a SCRATCH! I guess that's why Lexus's are soo good! -Been Stabbed before. -Fell off of a Bill Board. Dude, my life is filled with Injuries, broken 7 bones.. and a LOT MORE! __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/XxElPeCaDoRxX/zorade.gif[/img:sig_uid] I don't put my heart on women, I put my hard-on on women!