Hey sorryforkillingyou! I am glad to hear you had hardcore sex with someone, as opposed to having softcore, or even g rated sex. However, there are, amazing as it sounds, some parts of your life I don't care for. Just the little things, you know?
Like, what colour your poo was this morning, and what colour your dick was after the vice incident, and other such colourful themes.
The other thing was, I never knew "nips" (as you so gracefully put it... does your "nip" wife know you talk like this? Or does she not care as long as the money flows in?) had a different style of sex from the rest of humanity. However, before you gleefully tell us how they do have sex, please, remember the things I don't like reading, and stop.
Oh, but did it hurt the first time? You know, after "she" stuck her thing in your ass? C'mon, it did, didn't it... but you hate to see money wasted! Ah well...
I can't wait for your colourful reply, by the way. Just, please, when you write, remember, a full stop only goes at the end of a SENTENCE. Not any old place you feel like. But maybe they cover that next year, in grade four, yes?
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