AKUMA!!! The one true fighter!!! ####, Ken couldn't even beat that sack of dirty clother Ryu carries along all the time... and the only reason Ryu ever wins is the pong! Think that's a super-hadoken?
Look again, its actually Ryu, lifting his arms and letting the noxious gasses from his armpits strike the opponent!
By the way, unbeatable6906-whatever, why aren't YOU in the top 20, huh? huh??? Yeah, that's right, admit it! You tried to kick their ass like only Akuma could, with a thong on, but the thong fell off and you missed!
Well, that's what happens when you mess with the best with a thong on your foot and aren't called Akuma! And the reason he can kick Ryu's ass is he's a demon-thingy who can hit really really hard with his iron fist that split Ayer's Rock... but, uh, can't take it in... hmmm... how does that work??? Oh, and he likes Ryu's smell, so Ryu's smeely armpit trick doesn't work!
And who is this "sportschick" who you seem to dislike? Ah... here's a quarter, go buy your own moves!
Course, Ken had a good comback too... can't remember it, but still...
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