Ok here's one, a blonde, a brunette, and redhead, are on the roof of a burning building, and their are firefighters on the ground, the firefighters are holding up a blanket and they start yelling at the redhead "Jump we'll catch you" so she says "ok" and jumps,then they move out of the way and she goes SPLAT. They start yelling at the brunette "Jump we'll catch you" she yells "No your ganna let me fall" they yell "no we just didn't like redheads" so she jumps and they move and she goes SPLAT. They start yelling at the blonde "Jump we'll catch you" she yells "no your ganna let me fall" they yell "no we really like blondes its ok jump" and she yells "Ok I'll jump but only if you put the blanket on the ground and step away from it"..........
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