"Put's Jerry Springer Voice On"
Ok welcome to the worst show in America. Tonight we have a pair of internet couples. Penzel went out with sportschick, but it seems that sportschick had a FRIEND.=O Little did this friend know that sports had another internet relationship with the one known as PENZEL! =O!! "crowd goes Oh!"
Jerry: Penzel did you know that sports was cheating on you?
PENZEL: No Jerry i did not. "Thinks in his head...hmm interesting.
Sportschick155: I'm sorry baby but I couldnt help myself. I mean look at her! "Pull's blossom's shirt up"
"crowd goes" JERRY JERRY JERRY!
Blossom: Yep, and she's going home with me TONIGHT!
PENZEL: WhAT THE F!CK!!!! Oh no she aint
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOooooooo Steve Steve Steve
Jerry : Okay calm down people. So Sports do you really love penzel, or blossom?
Sportschick: Well I dont know jerry, look at her and look at him. I mean I totally want to stay with both.
Blossom: Oh bitch you betta pick someone sh!T!!!
PENZEL: Why cant we all just be together?
Sportschick: OH FO SHIZZLE MY NIZZLE!
Blossom: Oh forget you S!ut! ima stick with steve
Jerry: Blossom, do you think you will be happy with steve?
Blossom: betta then being with that ho, sh!t i dont even like her, i wanted to go out with necro anywayz......sh!t im sick of being with women
Crowd person: HEY BABY YOU CAN COME HOLLA AT ME ANYTIME!!
crowd: WOoooooooooo!
Blossom: "FLASHES THEM" "SUDDENLY PENZEL PULLS HER BRAwbACK AND TWO BALLONS COME DOWN"
crowd: EEwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww she's a MAN!!
Sportschick: hmm duh!
PENZEL: dubya tee eff!!!!!!!!oh HELL NO!! we ARENT HAVE NO 3 sum with no MAN!!
Jerry: Penzel, did you know she was a man?
PENZEL: OH HELL NO I DIDNT!!
Sportschick: DAMIT PENZEL I HATE YOU!
PENZEL: WHO THE HELL CARES ABOUT U BITCH!
Jerry: Final statement, sometimes couples just dont get along. Thus they must brake up. Sooner or later as the saying goes, you will find the person who's right for you. It doesnt matter if its a TRYSEXUAL or BISEXUAL or even TRANSEXUAL which was in this case. HAVE A NICE DAY, AND I HOPE YOU FIND THE ONE YOU ARE LOOKING FOR.
Edited By Necro2k2 on 1096511469
|