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Virtual Fighter · 09-11-2004, 05:35 PM

there once was a girl named betty, and she would always get crank calls. one day, she got a call, and it was the sound of heavy breathing. she was so scared, it was freaky! then, she heard a loud thump by the door, she opened it, and it was the police! they said there had been a distrurbance... and she told thema bout the breathing. they got the phone, and started fiddaling with it... the lgihts started to flicker on and off, and rain poored in through the open windows.. the cop finnaly yelled "WE TRACED THE SIGNAL!

ITS COMING FROM.... YOUR AUNT BRIDGET, SHE SAID SHE'S HAVING CAR TROUBLE BECAUSE OF THE STORM!"

and then god smoted them all for being bad cristians.

09-11-2004, 05:35 PM	#10
Virtual Fighter Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: --> East Los Angeles, California c-- Posts: 3,047 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): Thanks (Received): Likes (Given): Likes (Received): Dislikes (Given): Dislikes (Received): Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	there once was a girl named betty, and she would always get crank calls. one day, she got a call, and it was the sound of heavy breathing. she was so scared, it was freaky! then, she heard a loud thump by the door, she opened it, and it was the police! they said there had been a distrurbance... and she told thema bout the breathing. they got the phone, and started fiddaling with it... the lgihts started to flicker on and off, and rain poored in through the open windows.. the cop finnaly yelled "WE TRACED THE SIGNAL! ITS COMING FROM.... YOUR AUNT BRIDGET, SHE SAID SHE'S HAVING CAR TROUBLE BECAUSE OF THE STORM!" and then god smoted them all for being bad cristians. __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload5/uyuyuyu.jpg[/img:sig_uid] [b:sig_uid]Nothing Nice to Say - The World's FIRST Online Punk Comic[/b:sig_uid]