Ummm, excuse me, but all this talk of training sounds like a bunch of crap to me. Why don't you just play the game? I mean, what the #### is wrong with you? Anyone who asks to be trained is a big crybaby and a godd*mned wuss, in my opinion.
"Ooooo, ooooo!! Teach me how to play!! I can't play unless you teach me!! I want to be able to kick ass like you guys do and I'm too much of a sloppy-assed bastard to learn myself, so can you tell me everything you know?"
C'mon, what the #### IS THIS? It's only a game! You actually NEED to be trained? You make me want to PUKE.
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!Zapan!
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