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The other day, I was visited by a man who wanted to see my herbal remedies. I was sitting, showing him a small little medicine for healing small cuts, and another for helping colds and stomachaches and flues, etc., when he sits and leans towards me. Then he asks me whether or not if I've ever heard of Ethers. I knew what he meant, though it won't make sense to you right now.. and explaining the meaning completely would take time that I do not have..

So anyway, a series of questions were asked, then answered.. which weren't embarressing at all.. and then he decided he would buy something. Then, after purchasing, he turned around and said something that made me smile, blush, and feel TOTALLY embarressed about since my brother was at the door.
"Thank you, my wonderful Mistress."
Now.. imagine, if you will, that your older brother came into the room, you have a dirty old man calling you mistress, and carrying a bag out, while you're dressed in "sleeping" clothes, and he calls you his wonderful Mistress. It was not a good weekend for me, that's for sure.