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ost_uid0="`Crystal"]umm, he made uss Adam from sand...adam was haveing a great time..he named all the animals. but God(jesus) said Adamm needed at partner(female ofcourse) so God made Eve.
So...God made many all others pplz..then Eve went to eat dat apple devil gave her(which was a sin) so.. god kicked them out of heaven. and he also made eve(wowen) carry babies for 9 months be4 the baby can come out ,c---dat was the punishment for us women :angry:
for the men(and Adam).. they have to work for food and money
dats y yall have to go to work now
then Adam and eve gave birth to 2 boys(i forgot thier names) one of them became evil..and Isaac was the good on.
caz of Adam and Eve we're sufferin 2day
dats all i could type.. and i aint preaching to yall....i juss had to say dat

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umm, he made uss Adam from sand...adam was haveing a great time..he named all the animals. but God(jesus) said Adamm needed at partner(female ofcourse) so God made Eve
so ur saying that Jesus is a god while he's human and wasn't even the first around ever ?? Not even around 3rd ever.
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for the men(and Adam).. they have to work for food and money
dats y yall have to go to work now
Go to work =S women can't work ? is work supposed to be a punishment ?? I'm sorry but it don't make any sense at all.
Lot's of wholes in your "theory" if you want to know how it went for real i can tell you - it's never too late to convert lol