[montalvo]

Heres a story.
Back in April I was just chillen at my brothers-in-laws house. Not really doing much, just watching tv, playing video...you know what works. Well after about an hour my brother-in-law got a call from one of his friends. His friend told him that he had scored an ounce of purple. So we were like "ok....lets go pick him up...and see if he's bullpooping or not". After we got there....my brother-in-law's friend had a bag of weed so damn strong youcould smell it from a few feet away(it was probably laced weed). So we went down to the liquor store bough some beers (coors) 12 pack and 2 bottles of 99 bananas. We geting ready to lay ourselves in bed for a week. We also bought 4 phillies to roll the weed. After that we went back to my borther-in-laws scanky looking trailor. It took us about 10 minute to roll the poop. So we smoked for about 40 minutes...each person with their own blunt. And we basically drank for the entire night. i cant tell you how flipen drunk and high we were. We were just so blasted that i couldve sworn i was in another dimension. We were doing some pretty crazy poop. I could barely stand on my feet, but somehow i manged to get outside where we were looking at my B-I-L's dog...He was taking a poop..and for some reason my B-I-L grab a lighter and tried to light it on fire. It smelled really bad. After that we tried riding bikes up and down the road. This was halarious...none ofus could keep our balances on the bikes. And mind you it was around 1 am...and us trying to ride around on bikes through the trailor park making noise was a bit of a risk factor...since cops usually patrol that park everynow and then. After i went home and passed out for the night. Fun stuff

True story btw