Well i was out with my freinds yesterday cuz my birthday was thurseday and they couldn't go out on thurseday so we went out friday
anyway we went to this club and there were honnies shaking it all over the place i mean i saw girls shaking their behind so hard fellas watching stood up (and not on there feeet if youcatch my drift)
So we go up and order a few drinks to celebrate and poop then this cat jumps up on the counter and knocks over a bottle of Johnny Walker Black label (scotch) then it starts drinking the stuff the bartender stood there amazed then the cat jumped off the table and I swear i aint lying the cat stood up on 2 legs and put 1 paw across and then 1 paw up (stick up style) then it falls down on it's side. so the bartender looks stunned and i'm stund but some guy comes and takes the cat and sits it down on a stool. then he took a mop and broke the end off and put it on the cat. then he braought this other dud over and that dude was crazy drunk the dude starts checking the cat out i mean he's talking to it like a girl then he strokes the mop end like it's hair then (that's the gross part) he french kisses the cat and the cat bites his tongue and jumped out the window then the guy gets up and sais "Don't worry I like it rough and u know she's coming back to me soon" well I guess u had to be there for it to make much sence to you but well it was funny
Edited By wargun on May 08 2004 at 22:09
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