I think I remember when this happened...
At phisical Ed, two of my friends were talking about this girl's pants being pulled down...When I heard that, I laughed my ass off...He said:
Jordan: Ahahaha...It was so damn funny...
Ikaruga: Uhh...Jordan...
Jordan: What?
Ikaruga: I dont think you should be laughing anymore...
Jordan: Why not? I bet she enjoyed it!
Ikaruga: No, really, you should stop laughing... :shocked:
Jordan: Uh oh...Dude...is she behind of me?...
Girl:No. I'm infront of you. -_-
Jordan: EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Ikaruga: I think she's going to kill you now....
Girl: I'm gonna kill both of you...
Ikaruga: NO WAIT, WHY AM I DRAGGED INTO THIS?!
Other Guy: Stop the violence!
Jordan: SHUTUP!
Then Jordan slapped him...Then the girl pulled out a pipe off the ground...
Jordan: OH [badword]!!! RUN!!!!!
We both ran for our lives from the girl...Then we hid in the boys bathroom.
Ikaruga: Is she gone?
Jordan: Yep. Let's get the hell outta here...
We walked near the basketball court to have a Pokemon battle. As always, I always ended up losing against him...
Chris: Who winning?
Jordan: I am.
Ikaruga: Crap...My Kyogre cant die...
Chris: Haha your a sucky pokemon trainer...
Ikaruga: Shutup...
Chris: No.
Jordan: Shutup you fat [bad word]..
Chris: Your mama is a fat [bad word]!
Jordan: Your grandma's stanky [bad word] [bad word]!
Ikaruga: WHOA....
Chris: [bad word]! I'll kick you!
Jordan: [bad word]! I'll die you!
Ikaruga: You'll die me...wow...
Jordan: No wait...I'LL KILL YOU! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
He ran after chris and laugh and laughed...
Ikaruga: Go lardass! GO!!!!!!
Then the girl came...
Ikaruga: Go you...OH MY GOD!!!! JORDAN SHE FOUND US!!!
Jordan: OH SNAP RUN!!!!!!!
We ran once again...
Ikaruga: Oh god we're doomed...
Jordan: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT...
Ikaruga: Cant you see...We're gonna die...
Jordan: Correction: Your gonna die. I'm going home.
Then he ran away...
Ikaruga: NO JORDAN!!! YOU CANT LEAVE ME HERE!!! I HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN A VIP ACCOUNT YET!!!!
To be continued...
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