[quote  ost_uid0="kester-"]I use this one all the time:
You walk up to the girl and say: "I bet you a dollar I can kiss you on the lips without touching you".............then you kiss her........then you say "I guess I owe you a dollar"
works every time........[/quote]
i gotta use that one!!
my friends drive around and yell at girls "suck my #^@&, &^&#$!" and they expect a girl to fall into their lap
I was with my friend another time in his car at a red light. This girl starts crossing the street, about to walk infront of the car when my friend hits the gas and stops the car infront of her. Without hesitation, this girl goes to walk around the back of the car and when my then puts it in reverse and blocks her path again. THEN she walks around the front of the car and gets across. It was the most hilarious thing but I felt so bad for her...but I just couldn't help laughing!!
Might I add this was in broad daylight with traffic.
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