OK this one is a bit dry but here goes
A man was in an acciden and needed was badly beat up
He had to have an operation in which he needed more skin to cover up his face
after the operation a lady he had never seen before walked into his room
he asked her who she was
she replied she was the person that donated skin for his operation
the man then said ohh I wanted to meet you and I have a question
The lady said well what is your question
the man said where did you take the skin which you gave me
the lady paused for a moment and then replied from my but
The man said ohhhhhhh No wonder my face feels like it's sitting down
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