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RedEyedWolfen · 04-14-2004, 05:20 PM

A Man Goes To A Pharmacy Waitting Untill he Got To The Front,Staring Down He Looks Up At The Guy and Smiles,"I need Three Pills Of Viagra."

The Doctor Stares At Him For A Moment And Raises A Brow,"What For I Dont Think I Can Give That Much."

The Guy Smiles Even Wider,""Well My Wife, Girl Friend, and Ex-Lover Are Coming One And I Want To Satisfy All of Them."

The Doctor Nods And Hands Him The Pills Mumbling,"Please Come Back When Your Done So I Can make Sure You Arent Hurt."

The Guy Comes In Three Days Later His Arm In A Sling And Neck Sore Frowning.

The Doctor Takes His Arm And Checks It Out Staring Up At the Men,"What Happened!?!"

The Guy Sighs Looking Him In The Face And Mumbling,"No one Showed Up...."

Edited By RedEyedWolfen on April 14 2004 at 18:21

04-14-2004, 05:20 PM	#17
RedEyedWolfen Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oklahoma city,Oklahoma Posts: 176 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): Thanks (Received): Likes (Given): Likes (Received): Dislikes (Given): Dislikes (Received): Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	A Man Goes To A Pharmacy Waitting Untill he Got To The Front,Staring Down He Looks Up At The Guy and Smiles,"I need Three Pills Of Viagra." The Doctor Stares At Him For A Moment And Raises A Brow,"What For I Dont Think I Can Give That Much." The Guy Smiles Even Wider,""Well My Wife, Girl Friend, and Ex-Lover Are Coming One And I Want To Satisfy All of Them." The Doctor Nods And Hands Him The Pills Mumbling,"Please Come Back When Your Done So I Can make Sure You Arent Hurt." The Guy Comes In Three Days Later His Arm In A Sling And Neck Sore Frowning. The Doctor Takes His Arm And Checks It Out Staring Up At the Men,"What Happened!?!" The Guy Sighs Looking Him In The Face And Mumbling,"No one Showed Up...." Edited By RedEyedWolfen on April 14 2004 at 18:21 __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v339/gauxban/2k1KyoIori1.gif[/img:sig_uid] Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards