This one's a bit dry to me but somebody might like it so here goes:
Drunk guy
"Are you sure this is your house?" the cop asked the
thoroughly sizzled gentleman.
"Shertainly," said the drunk, "an' if you'll jesh open
the door f'me, I'll prove it to you."
"You shee that piano?" the drunk began. "Thash mine.
You shee that TV? Thash mine, too. Follow me, follow
me.
The police officer followed as he shakily negotiated
the stairs to the second floor...
The drunk pushed open the first door they came to.
"Thish ish my bedroom," he announced. "Shee that bed?
Thash my bed. Shee that woman lying in the bed? Thash
my wife. And shee that guy shagging her?"
"Yeah," said the cop suspiciously.
"Thash me!" exclaimed the drunk.
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