got bored so i decided to make this topic in anycase here's a joke and if youlike a joke give a biggrin if youdon't stay silent.
Heart Sugeon and Mechanic
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor
of a Harley, when he spotted a world-famous heart
surgeon in his shop. The heart surgeon was waiting for
the service manager to come take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc can
I ask you a question?"
The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to
the mechanic working on the motorcycle.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag
and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I also can
open hearts, take valves out, fix'em, put in new parts
and when I finish this will work just like a new one.
So how come I get a pittance and you get the really
big money, when you and I are doing basically the
same work?"
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and
whispered to the mechanic......"Try doing it with the
engine running!"
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