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marvel911 · 01-02-2004, 08:04 PM

Here is a song, that I give all credit to it's show..:
Can you name the truck with four wheel drive?

Smells like a steak and seats thirty-five!

Canyonero! (whip) Canyonero! (whip)

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,

It's a country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!

Canyoneroooo! Yah! (whip) (with singers) Canyonero! (whip)

(Announcer: the Federal Highway Commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving. )

Canyonero! (whip)

Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,

Sixty-five tons of American pride!

Canyonero! (whip) Canyonero! (whip)

Top of the line in utility sports,

Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

Canyonero! (whip) Canyonero! Yah! (whip)

She blinds everybody with her super-high beams,

She's a squirrel-squashing, deer-smackin', drivin' machine!

Canyonero! Yah! (whip) Canyonero! Yah! Yah! On,

Canyonero! Yah! Whoa, Canyonero! Whoa!
Thanks to the Simpsons..this song was brought to you today.

01-02-2004, 08:04 PM	#7
marvel911 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Northern Hemisphere Posts: 6,610 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): Thanks (Received): Likes (Given): Likes (Received): Dislikes (Given): Dislikes (Received): Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Here is a song, that I give all credit to it's show..: Can you name the truck with four wheel drive? Smells like a steak and seats thirty-five! Canyonero! (whip) Canyonero! (whip) Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down, It's a country-fried truck endorsed by a clown! Canyoneroooo! Yah! (whip) (with singers) Canyonero! (whip) (Announcer: the Federal Highway Commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving. ) Canyonero! (whip) Twelve yards long, two lanes wide, Sixty-five tons of American pride! Canyonero! (whip) Canyonero! (whip) Top of the line in utility sports, Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! Canyonero! (whip) Canyonero! Yah! (whip) She blinds everybody with her super-high beams, She's a squirrel-squashing, deer-smackin', drivin' machine! Canyonero! Yah! (whip) Canyonero! Yah! Yah! On, Canyonero! Yah! Whoa, Canyonero! Whoa! Thanks to the Simpsons..this song was brought to you today. __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y226/mcclean/M911.gif[/img:sig_uid]