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a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
i'm guessing... to make sure everyone including the weirdos have the toast to their liking !
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a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Easy one boy, its the principle of heat and cold together not being able to work together ! the refregerator isn't going below ZERO which a light bulb can easily take and not froze to a point where the globe would crack down but the heat generated by itself.
below zero the globe after about an hour in the freezer if the globe would heat up a bit, it would crack down and break ! or something like that, its a physic thing !
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a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
guessing... because someone actually cared enough to write a song about him !
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a.. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
i don't understand this one ! i'm canadian french you know !
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a.. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
because they actually loved being on that island. that was said in the early end of the series !
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a.. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
your bathroom is in your crotch ! damn dude, you're lucky, never having to find one when you really need it !
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a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
good one, but the answer is simple !
1 - its a cartoon
2 - even dogs have dogs !
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a.. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
simple answer there... its the brain who make you those images thus it is your mind who is seeing the images not your eyes, so basically the answer is no, they do see their dreams ! actually it must be the only thing they ever see in their life !
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a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why
didn't he just buy dinner?
hello, he never paid for those craps ! that's why it is craps !
and can you say ANIMAL INSTINCT ?
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a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
is quizzical really a word ?
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a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
yeah it was the guy who thought of this question in the first place !
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a.. Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
what the hell has that guy smoked to ask such dumb questions !
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a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
because its better to learn from a song we know then learning from a song made from scratch !
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a.. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
again, what has he smoked ?
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a.. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your a$*?
dubya tee eff ? is the guy who wrote that really that dumb ?
both are completely different things that strickly have nothing to do with each other !