There were legends of a person named Sofa King Stupid, who was a man, who enjoyed sitting on sofas while watching TV. He always watched the Simpsons, because he was like stuck in the future because he cheated his wife out of divivorcing his third wife who hated his wife's son-in-law's brother who worked at a local gas-station. One day he wanted to buy a present for his fat cat named Ludwig Van Betthoven. Ludwig wanted a electronic bowl with lights and working spinal cords for officially printed food so he could eat without doing a somersault on top of the brown computer desk.When he was eating one day while watchin TV Santa Clause Came to his door askin for beer with apple cider because milk makes cows jump over
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