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Elena · 11-29-2003, 04:57 PM

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ost_uid0="jakelynch21"]Yet another.

When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link major metropolitan areas. :laughlong:[/quote]
What are these retarded things? buttered toast lands on the buttered side because it's heavier is like you leave sugared water alone for a while the sugar will drop to the bottom. and if you put buttered toast on top of a cat it wouldn't do anything...except maybe try and take it off it's back...which would make it die because it would be messing with the toast...poor kitty.

11-29-2003, 04:57 PM	#13
Elena Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: In my messy room Posts: 3,253 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): Thanks (Received): Likes (Given): Likes (Received): Dislikes (Given): Dislikes (Received): Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="jakelynch21"]Yet another. When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link major metropolitan areas. :laughlong:[/quote] What are these retarded things? buttered toast lands on the buttered side because it's heavier is like you leave sugared water alone for a while the sugar will drop to the bottom. and if you put buttered toast on top of a cat it wouldn't do anything...except maybe try and take it off it's back...which would make it die because it would be messing with the toast...poor kitty. __________________ I WAS HERE FURST! ^-^