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ost_uid0="SSJKarma"]as stupid as it looks, there are parts i didn't understood.
just remember before flaming or dissing please, i'm no english man !
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Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pickup. One was driving and the other two were in the back. The driver got out. He rolled down the window and swam to safery. The other 2 drowned. They couldn't get the tail gate down.
what does that means ?
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It only rained twice this week, three days the first time and four days the second time.
tell me where i should laugh !
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We got a bill from the funeral home, and it said if we didn't make the final payment on Grandma's funderal bill, up she comes.
what do they mean by that, surely its not saying she will be back home alive are they ?
the rest, its funny as hell !
good one, i'll send it to some friends of mine ![/quote]
Well I'm glad you guys like it because I did and rolled on the floor laughing.
SSJKARMA: "3 of them drowned because they couldnt get the tailgate down". A pickup truck is like a jeep only without the cabin in the back and it has a tailgate, which is the door that you slide down to get out of the truck. Now you don't have to slide it down in order to get out of the back from the truck so that makes them pretty stupid that they tried to get it down because they could have just jumped in the water.
"It only rained twice this week, first time 3 days, second time 4 days." I think this is kinda self-explanatory because if you say its gonna rain twice this week, you usually are thinking only 2 days, but in the letter it rained a whole week, 3+4=7days=1week so she was too stupid to figure that it rained the whole week.
"If we don't pay the funeral bill, up she comes." Now what they meant by that i really dont know, I guess she's gonna rise from the dead
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Anyway I hope this helps you out, and as you can see my english ain't the best either but I'm workin on it