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G_GUNDAM · 06-30-2003, 10:23 PM

lol i that was funny. here is my joke.

there are these 3 people that are riding in a car. ones black, ones white, and ones asian. they get into a car crash and get killed. next thing u know they wind up in hell. the devil comes and welcomes them. the 3 guys all plead sayin how they aint posed to be in hell. so the devil makes a proposition. he says **ok listen up. you can all leave hell under one condition. if i touch your dick and it doesnt burn and fall off then ur out of here.** the 3 guys agreed. the devil touched the white guys dick, and it burned and fell off. the devil touched the asians dick, and it burned and fell off. and the devil touched the black mans dick..........but nothin happened. the devil ask the black man *how can this be??* the black man replys **chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand* :laughlong:

man i found this joke to be funny as hell.

06-30-2003, 10:23 PM	#7
G_GUNDAM Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 793 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): Thanks (Received): Likes (Given): Likes (Received): Dislikes (Given): Dislikes (Received): Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	lol i that was funny. here is my joke. there are these 3 people that are riding in a car. ones black, ones white, and ones asian. they get into a car crash and get killed. next thing u know they wind up in hell. the devil comes and welcomes them. the 3 guys all plead sayin how they aint posed to be in hell. so the devil makes a proposition. he says ok listen up. you can all leave hell under one condition. if i touch your dick and it doesnt burn and fall off then ur out of here. the 3 guys agreed. the devil touched the white guys dick, and it burned and fell off. the devil touched the asians dick, and it burned and fell off. and the devil touched the black mans dick..........but nothin happened. the devil ask the black man how can this be?? the black man replys *chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand :laughlong: man i found this joke to be funny as hell. __________________ fear is my pleasure, hatred is my nourishment........... [img:sig_uid]http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload5/TESTAMENT.jpg[/img:sig_uid] [img:sig_uid]http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload6/ggxtestament.jpg[/img:sig_uid]