[Nantuko Joe]

akuma_forever said...

ok, dont get me started-
have a couple buds,
then hard lemonade and hard tea
then some white whine
top it all offf with whisky
WOOOOOOHOOO

By buds, i assume you mean either Budweiser or Bud Lite. In either case, i'd have to say you're an embarrasment to REAL drinkers, considering how Budweiser has to be the ########tiest beer ever to be brewed in history.

And I don't care how much hard lemonade or hard tea you drink....if you get drunk off of either, you're a pus$y.

MasterX05 said...

omg u ppl have no taste Smirnoff and the new Smirnoff triple black ownz.

Smirnoffs are good, but you can't get drunk off of them. Me and a friend of mine killed off two cases of Smirnoffs in a night, and we were only faintly buzzed. I'd drink them for the taste, but definately not to get drunk.

Evil~Shinryuu~Ken said...

i like to have some sky blue .... i hate the taste of beer ne one agree?

It depends on the beer. Budweiser, Sam Adams and Meister Brau are horrible beers....don't even deserve to be called beer. Heinekein and Coronas, however, are a different story.

Ya want some REAL drinks? Lemme pull out mah recipe book....

Defcon 5
1/3 cup Everclear, 2/3 cup Mountain Dew Code Red

Chilly Willy
1 shotglass/old fashioned glass w/concave base, 1 tsp-1 Tbsp Chilled Vodka
--Flip glass upside down, load with Vodka, and snort

Doctor Pepper
3/4 oz Ameretto, 1/4 oz Bacardi 151, 1 lager beer in mug or pint glass
--Top amaretto with 151, light the shot, drop it into the beer, and chug

Purple Fcuk
1 shot sambucca, 1 shot tequila (separate glass), 1 straw
--Sip sambuca through straw as a friend slowly fills glass by adding tequila

Four Horsemen
1/2 oz bacardi 151, 1/2 oz jagermeister, 1/2 oz rumple minze, 1/2 oz goldschlager, 1 spoon
--by slowly pouring over back of the spoon, layer the liquors (in the order listed) in a shotglass and drink

Bloody Brain
1 1/4 oz light rum, 1/4 to 1/2 tsp Bailey's irish cream, 2 drops grenadine
--pour baileys into center of rum-filled shot glass, and add the grenadine. the baileys will hang in a brain-like mass for a cool effect

B-24 Bomber
1/2 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Rum
1/2 oz Tequila
1/2 oz Gin
1/2 oz Triple Sec
1 oz Orange Juice
1 oz Pineapple Juice
1 oz Cranberry Juice
1 oz Sour Mix
1 cup Ice
1/4 oz 151-proof Rum
*Thanks go out to Selvin for this recipe and the ones that follow :biggrin:

Blushin' Russian
3/4 oz Vodka
1 oz Coffee Liqueur
1 scoop Vanilla Ice Cream
4 Large Strawberries
Chocolate Syrup
Whipped Cream
--Drizzle chocolate syrup down the inside of a glass. Blend all ingredients until smooth. Spray whipped cream on top. Drizzle chocolate syrup over the whipped cream. Top with a strawberry or cherry. (I know everone's heard of this one, but god it is good)

Champagne Rainbow
1 oz Cranberry Juice
2 scoops Rainbow Sherbet
1 oz Vodka
3/4 oz Peach Schnapps
1 oz Champagne
--Pour cranberry juice into glass. Blend sherbet, vodka, and schnapps until smooth. Pour blended ingredients over cranberry juice to produce swirl effect. Layer champagne on top.

Cool J
1 oz Melon Liqueur
1/2 oz Lime Juice
1/2 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Light Rum
4 oz Grapefruit Juice
2 oz Orange Juice
2 cups Ice

Death By Chocolate
1 oz Irish Cream Liqueur
1/2 oz Brown Creme de Cacao
1/2 oz Vodka
1 scoop Chocolate Ice Cream
1 cup Ice
--Blend until smooth. Top with whipped cream and chocolate curls.

Frozen Cappuccino
1/2 oz Irish Cream
1/2 oz Coffee Liqueur
1/2 oz Hazelnut Liqueur
1 scoop Vanilla Ice Cream
1/ oz Light Cream
1/2 cup Ice
--Blend until smooth. Sprinkle cinnamon sugar on top and add a cinnamon stick for a stirrer.

Frozen Matador
1 1/2 oz Tequila
2 oz Pineapple Juice
1 tbsp Lime Juice
1 cup Ice

Peppermint Penguin
1/2 oz Green Creme de Menthe
1 oz Chocolate Mint Liqueur
3 Oreo Chocolate Cookies
3 oz Light Cream
1 cup ice
--Blend until ice is crushed.