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asshole · 05-11-2003, 05:24 PM

Haha, well at school, I hear cheesy ass ones like:
" Hey Zora, wanna work together? "
" Hey Zora, let's read together! "
" Hey Zora, Can I borrow a sheet of PaPer? "
( Then she draws something on it and gives it back and says "You BETTER not lose this!" )

At Parties, theyr'e:
" Hey Zora, I bet you can't GulP down this Whiskey CuP! "
" Hey Zora, let's see who can drink Beer Faster, me or you. "
" Hey Zora, you allright? You look fuxked uP, let's go sitdown! "

Damnit, if you like me, can you just LEMME KNOW!?!?!?
I hate Riddles and shlts!
Just come forward and say it to me, like this one girl did (for her friend).

Two days ago, I went to the Skate Park, and when I got there, these two chicks walked towards me and one of them said "Hey Zora, I want you to meet someone, her name is XXXX(I forgot), She thinks you're Hot and Sexy. And she Wants your Pee-Pee."
Well, I shook that other girls hand and simPly walked away without saying a WORD!!!
( Haha, it was Pretty Funny, and it's no lie. )
I HATE SLUTS!!!

05-11-2003, 05:24 PM	#8
asshole Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,729 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): Thanks (Received): Likes (Given): Likes (Received): Dislikes (Given): Dislikes (Received): Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Haha, well at school, I hear cheesy ass ones like: " Hey Zora, wanna work together? " " Hey Zora, let's read together! " " Hey Zora, Can I borrow a sheet of PaPer? " ( Then she draws something on it and gives it back and says "You BETTER not lose this!" ) At Parties, theyr'e: " Hey Zora, I bet you can't GulP down this Whiskey CuP! " " Hey Zora, let's see who can drink Beer Faster, me or you. " " Hey Zora, you allright? You look fuxked uP, let's go sitdown! " Damnit, if you like me, can you just LEMME KNOW!?!?!? I hate Riddles and shlts! Just come forward and say it to me, like this one girl did (for her friend). Two days ago, I went to the Skate Park, and when I got there, these two chicks walked towards me and one of them said "Hey Zora, I want you to meet someone, her name is XXXX(I forgot), She thinks you're Hot and Sexy. And she Wants your Pee-Pee." Well, I shook that other girls hand and simPly walked away without saying a WORD!!! ( Haha, it was Pretty Funny, and it's no lie. ) I HATE SLUTS!!! __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/XxElPeCaDoRxX/zorade.gif[/img:sig_uid] I don't put my heart on women, I put my hard-on on women!