[asshole]

My "Excuses":
" Yer full of lag! "
( Everyone knows or SHOULD know that I gots a $hitty comP. and have the Worst Lag! )
" You like Hadoukens or something? "
( You know when some Player beats the hell outta you by doing Hadoukens over n over, you can't even Pull off a suPer! )
And...
" I lost cuz I suck! "
( Yeah, I suck NOW! )

( Those aren't exactly EXCUSES and aren't LAME, but hey, that's what I say when I lose... so you know! )


Others Excuses:
" Yer too fast! "
" I dunno how to Play! "
" I just started to Play this Game! "
" You just fought my brother, now fight me. " And after I beat them.. " You fought him again! "
" You aren't good, I just forgot to Adjust my keys! "
" My guy froze during the WHOLE game! "
( Sure bud, that's why you were fighting back.. )
" You are laggy. "
( Well, I admit everyone's lagged so that's not THAt bad of an excuse! )
" You are too cheaP! "
( Sure..... )

And by some vets: " This new version sux man, remember back when I used to beat you easily? "
" You won cuz yer a ViP! "
" You cheat, you know codes! "

And many more, that I just don't feel like tyPing..
But I once heard the LAMEST EXCUSE, I just can't think of it right about now!