[quote
ost_uid0="SSJKarma"]solid: you're too easy to beat !
Right you are. yoda i am !
Strong, is my ally...young jedi
From, young grasshopper and ant you must learn...
Getting Hurt you must not...
With you may the force be !
1 - yoda never talk with words like BEAT, KICK, ASS and the likes !
2 - always have the pronoun at the end or in the middle never in the start.
3 - he never BRAG about how strong he is ! he always talks in TEACHERS way, which is by always showing someone how he can improve !
i'm a big fan of STAR WARS !
the very frst episode was as desappointing as seeing the 4th batman movie !
except for the final fight (RAY PARK ROCKS) the movie was bullpoop...
why ?
BEN KENOBI:{go on DAGOBATH and find MASTER yoda, he is the one who showed me everything.}
LUKE SKYWALKER:"i will !"
why has BEN never talked about QUI-GON ?
not only that... but the story itself is like total ####...
as for how they know if the force is strong with someone by looking into their DNA ? ! ! ! ?
dubya tee eff is that all about !
the second movie was getting better and much more true to the first trilogy !
but again, a lot of things still doesn't make sense in it !
STORM TROOPERS... all clones ?
why are they all having their very unique abilities, personnalities and the likes in the first trilogy then ?
LEIA:"they
RECRUIT dwarfs in the elite now ?"
LUKE:"oh right, the uniform !"
does that means 100,000 and more clones will die soon enough ?
only by seeing the third episode will all my question be answered, but STAR WARS is going down the drain up to now... people wanted to know how LUKE'S father had became DARKVADER but all GEORGE is doing is ripping good his good old STORIES !
at least one of my all time dream has come true !
i've seen YODA fight !
with the force only has he been fighting, or he wouldn't need a STICK !
also, the episode 2 is 20 years before he dies !
so he is too old to fight normally, that's why i was so offended when people laughed out loud when he took back his STICK !
people should know what i knew from the start and people should have realised the same thing as me !
anyway...
just glad to see the third episode coming... i hope it is better then the first episode and a little better then the second one !
good day to all !
PS: the quiz too easy... i can be whoever i want when i want to ![/quote]
Gee, and I thought I had no life...
Well, when you think about it, there are many plotholes between episodes 4-6 and episodes 1-3. For example:
-Obi Wan constantly says that Yoda was the one who taught him the ways of the force, when Episode 1 says that Qui Gon Jinn taught him
-Obi Wan said that when he met Anakin Skywalker, he was already a grown-up hotshot pilot that he taught the Force to. However, in Episode 1, we discover that he met Anakin through Qui Gon, as a very young child.
-In Episode 4, Obi Wan states that Owen Lars is his brother. In Episode 2, we discover that this is not true, that Owen Lars is Anakin's HALF brother.
-According to Lucas, the creation of the Death Star is credited to three people: Grand Moff Tarkin, Bevel Lemelisk, and Umak Leth. It was created in the Maw Black Hole cluster, supervised by Twi'Lek Tol Sivron. After they completed plans for the battlestation, they were approved by Palpatine, and construction on the Death Star began. However, in Episode 2, the Death Star is credited to Darth Tyrannus and the Separatists, who are never previously mentioned.
As far as the clone thing goes, note how the clones don't look exactly like Stormtroopers, but merely resemble them. My prediction for Episode 3 is that Palpatine is finally gonna turn bad and begin using the Stormtrooper clones to begin the Great Jedi Purge, and then will adopt the Stormtrooper's death's head mantle and begin to actually RECRUIT them instead of cloning them.
And chill out about Yoda. It's possible he became too old to fight because of chilling on Dagobah for the past 15-18 years.