well, i dunno.. you could check
Streetfighter.org
I don`t know if it really works or not, so.... You know...
Ok, neways, here`s a joke:
There were three guys. They were wandering around in a forest, and were ambushed by indians.
The indian chief tells them that if they are on able to gather 10 fruits, they will be killed. So the first guy goes and gathers 10 apples. The chief tells him to stick them up his butt. He sticks 3 up his butt, then dies in agony. The second guys goes and gathers 10 strawberries. The chief tells him to stick it up his butt as well. So the second guys sticks 5 up his butt, and also dies in agony. The third, knowing whats coming, gathers 10 berries, and sticks 9 up his butt, but died from laughing. Meanwhile, the second guy is talking to the first guy up in heaven, and just as he says, "I think our buddy down on earth`ll make it!", the third guy lands on his head, and kills him again.
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