A hippie is on a bus .there are only 2 people on the bus(besides the driver). him, and a nun.he goes over to the nun and asks her to do it with him. she says no and slaps him.as the man is walking off the bus he driver stops him aand says,"if you want to get at that nun i know how,she prays at the cemetary every night at 12:00 sharp.if you dress up as god and tell her to do it with u she will.the hippie folllows the instructions and when he arrives the nun it kneeling in prayer.the hippie says,"i am god,have sex with me"the nun replies,"ok but i wont use my (cencored) because i want to keep my virginity."
when they finish the hippie takes off his mask and says,"haha, im the hippie."then the nun takes off a mask and says,"haha, im the bus driver," :laugh: :laughlong: is that funny r wat!!!!!