I am Lord Solid Snake.

Not my lord *round house kick snake out his chiar*

never...

u lil tampon.....

*grabs a taser and electrocutes master with 80,000 volts*

[quote:post_uid0="Mr. Big"]I am Lord Solid Snake.[/quote]
Ohhh god...for a minute there i thought you said "I am your fatha" :biggrin:

my I.Q. just droped ten points from reading this..... you're not snake you never will be. (icy cold)* walks away*

not my lord!! nothing will replace the tiki statue. NOTHING.

silence, all ofu!

as long as i have the emerald crystal for my powers and my bodygaurd lubu by my side, u r all to refer to me as ur surpreme king, ur lord, o great merciful one. those who deny my power shall suffer, starting with the tiki statue.

*throws an acidic fireball*

[quote:post_uid0="Mr. Big"]silence, all ofu!

as long as i have the emerald crystal for my powers and my bodygaurd lubu by my side, u r all to refer to me as ur surpreme king, ur lord, o great merciful one. those who deny my power shall suffer, starting with the tiki statue.

*throws an acidic fireball*[/quote]
*laughs As the acidic fireball backfires and hits solidsnakey in the face*

nevAr!!! tiki statue, attack!!

*tiki tiki*

oh yeah, tiki statue doesnt have any attacks... :shocked:

uhh... well, we'll go for my second item of worship. GO MICKEY MOUSE!!!