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LOl. o man i cant stop laughing about what happened at school today. I was in World Geography and the Teacher was teaching the class ( as usual) and some girl gives some kid a pixie stick and he takes it out and he snorts it !!! The teacher catches him and he says " boy what are you stupid??" the kid goes " no!, its just candy." (and that was the first time that kid did that) so then the teacher rights him up for I.S.S. and the Teacher says. "what were you thinking?" the kid then says " i dunno, but my nose really burns" . so the kid and the girl that gave him the pixie stick both got into trouble and she starts saying , " o man please coach dont write me up. its not even mine. please dont right me up! my moms going to kill me! and i dont know what my dads going to do but its going to be much worse! please dont right me up!" the teacher still did it . Then the kid right next to me then says " whens the Funeral?" every body starts laughing. and the really hilarious part of this is . when the teacher rights him and her up . the girl gives this black kid the pixie stick and she says " here hold this" and the black kid then goes " girl i know you aint trying to get me into trouble now." lol. hes like " sure blame the black kid he didnt do nothing." he didnt get into trouble he was just being funny. but o man was that kid really stupid! he tried to Snort a Pixie stick.
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dubya tee eff.......thats the most stupid thing you ever posted man.. :stupid:
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[color=#000000:post_uid8]:stupid: I got to go with him on this................this wasnt funny is was cheezy.. :stupid:[/color:post_uid8]
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Nah it was funny but let me tell it..
boy=son,you it's teh pixie..let me enhale that lil ma'am. girl=but billy it's to much for you boy=I take yellow 5 straight to the head. *snorts* Teacher=I hope you know what I'm writing you up for. boy=It's because I'm teh sexy..and the coach...I better not have to do pull ups or i'll snort the rest in whatever cell that holds yah. |
thats nothing.
during chemestry, we were doing something with baking soda and glass, so i took the glass, cut the baking soda in rows, and pretended to snort it with a rolled up doller. my teacher was like "i know what kind of chemist you're gonna be" THEY ATE ME! A flipING SHARK ATE ME! |
[quote:post_uid0="SBYRD5"]Nah it was funny but let me tell it..
boy=son,you it's teh pixie..let me enhale that lil ma'am. girl=but billy it's to much for you boy=I take yellow 5 straight to the head. *snorts* Teacher=I hope you know what I'm writing you up for. boy=It's because I'm teh sexy..and the coach...I better not have to do pull ups or i'll snort the rest in whatever cell that holds yah.[/quote] lol. o man i cant stop laughing . o man you make me laugh EVERY SINGLE TIME! :sleeping: lol. |
that was pretty funny. but it's nothing compared to when i gave an empty toilet roll to one of the deans at school and told him he can use it to snort his line and gave him a twinkie and told him it was for the munchies. And that was during lunch hour and a whole bunch of kids seen and heard it and laughed there heads off.
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??? Har Har me balls itch
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My best friend's snorted :
Chilli powder.. Actual Chilli's Chocolate Powder Sawdust.. Dried up Poly Filler ( corrosive XD ) Ash Sherbert.. All for our entertainment XD |
y'all are trying to be Jack*sses or sumthin?!
go sniff wasabi then U'll be at their level http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/...Ludascorky.gif |
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