Questions that have Confused humankind!!

a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

a.. Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

a.. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

a.. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

a.. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

a.. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

a.. What do you call male ballerinas?

a.. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why
didn't he just buy dinner?

a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

a.. Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?

a.. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

a.. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your a$*?

a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can't wait to stick his head out the window into the wind?

a.. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?



Edited By zach8811 on Dec. 17 2003 at 20:55

k sry ppls it should say "i understand why" not "I understabd why"

This.........is weird,dumb,and strange...........-_-"

oh..i didnt read all of it............cool.......... :D

ya i want to know the answers to all those questions.... makes no since to me!!!


:buttrock:

i'm guessing... to make sure everyone including the weirdos have the toast to their liking !

Easy one boy, its the principle of heat and cold together not being able to work together ! the refregerator isn't going below ZERO which a light bulb can easily take and not froze to a point where the globe would crack down but the heat generated by itself.

below zero the globe after about an hour in the freezer if the globe would heat up a bit, it would crack down and break ! or something like that, its a physic thing !


guessing... because someone actually cared enough to write a song about him !

i don't understand this one ! i'm canadian french you know !

because they actually loved being on that island. that was said in the early end of the series !

your bathroom is in your crotch ! damn dude, you're lucky, never having to find one when you really need it !

good one, but the answer is simple !
1 - its a cartoon
2 - even dogs have dogs !

simple answer there... its the brain who make you those images thus it is your mind who is seeing the images not your eyes, so basically the answer is no, they do see their dreams ! actually it must be the only thing they ever see in their life !

hello, he never paid for those craps ! that's why it is craps !
and can you say ANIMAL INSTINCT ?

is quizzical really a word ?

yeah it was the guy who thought of this question in the first place !

what the hell has that guy smoked to ask such dumb questions !

because its better to learn from a song we know then learning from a song made from scratch !

again, what has he smoked ?

dubya tee eff ? is the guy who wrote that really that dumb ?
both are completely different things that strickly have nothing to do with each other !

dag.....i was think buttons for all of em..its my button hour......j/k,lol. wow ....not even i could do that.....nice quetions,nice answers! woo,lol.

rofl :p
btw i picked huh because some of your stuff made sense...