You know you're ghetto if...

-you wash and re-use your zip-lock bags.
-you try to use old soap residue to make a new bar of soap.
-you keep your food stamps on a money clip.
-you think putting batteries in the refrigerator recharges them.
-you buy a dress, wear it for one day, then return it.
-your car stereo system cost more than your car.
-you ever made toast with an iron.
-you ever had a plate of spagetti with hotdogs in it.
-you pour water in the empty ketchup bottle for more ketchup.
-you have more furniture on your pourch than in your house.
-You know you aren't ghetto if...

you find this page offensive and harmful to society.

if u have any other ghetto habbits post em here :corky:

thats just wierd lol

lol i did a few of those like
-put the batteries in the fridge
--you ever had a plate of spagetti with hotdogs in it
-you pour water in the empty ketchup bottle for more ketchup



You know you ghetto if you reuse condoms. LOL!

didnt venture do this at BG?

[quote:post_uid0="SolidSnake76"]didnt venture do this at BG?[/quote]
Yes he did, but the difference is that i have different ghetto habits than he did :sarcasm:

anyway,

-big mama is always cooking on sundays
-your car is worth less than 1000
-you share one small room with your other bros and sis
-you use foil and a needle for an antenna
-you cook balony on a window sill wrapped in foil.
-you dry your clothes in the oven
-you buy bootleg tapes

-the rims on ur car cost more than ur freakin' house
-u use soda cans to pay ur bills
-u have coolwhip bowls in ur fridge instead of tuperware
-u keep dirty clothes in the lundry basket
-the only food u ver eat is ribs and greens
-u go to school with house shoes on
-u bring a portable t.v to church
-every time u ride past a house,ppl's pictures fall off their walls
-u have a candle i the refridgerator instead of a bulb
-ur farts smell like weed
-ur vcr says "bye" every time u turn it on

note:that sum vcr's say "hi" when u turn them on

-you wash and re-use your zip-lock bags.
-you try to use old soap residue to make a new bar of soap.
-you keep your food stamps on a money clip.
-you think putting batteries in the refrigerator recharges them.
-you buy an outfit, wear it for one day, then return it.
-your car stereo system cost more than your car.
-you ever made toast with an iron.
-you ever had a plate of spagetti with hotdogs in it.
-you pour water in the empty ketchup bottle for more ketchup.
-you have more furniture on your pourch than in your house.
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man thats all me. when i was growing up in my hood we had to heat the house with the oven. on hot days we open up the window and put fans in them to cool off. we had 2 phones. one of them only let u talk to a person. it didnt ring or you couldnt dail a number in it. i still use my alarm clock thats 16 years old *the same age as me*. it has a few dead roaches in it. i used to drink sugar water and eat mayonase sandwiches all the time. we stole cable. my mom had me when she was 16. i used to sit on the porch all day and watch people that was watchin me.

u see im ghetto but im also country. god i love the dirty south.

[quote:post_uid0="G_GUNDAM"]man thats all me. when i was growing up in my hood we had to heat the house with the oven. on hot days we open up the window and put fans in them to cool off. we had 2 phones. one of them only let u talk to a person. it didnt ring or you couldnt dail a number in it. i still use my alarm clock thats 16 years old *the same age as me*. it has a few dead roaches in it. i used to drink sugar water and eat mayonase sandwiches all the time. we stole cable. my mom had me when she was 16. i used to sit on the porch all day and watch people that was watchin me.

u see im ghetto but im also country. god i love the dirty south.[/quote]
Yeah, that is definatly ghetto.