i have some (your moma is so fat she did a back flip and kicked jessus in the chin) ( your moma is so dum it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes) last one (your moma is so fat when her water broke everone yelled tidle wave) be original dont post the same joke and use your mind

Here is a old one i use when i was a kid. (Your moma is so dum, she took a battery stick it up her butt and said "I got the power!")

Thats an old one.

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lmao thats a good one :laughlong:

your moma so fat, her belt size is equator. [its kinda old but good]

these are all your moma is so stupid jokes that im posting

(I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...)

(she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did!)

(when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!")
(she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a Kerb.)

(when I asked her Are You Single? - she said, no 'I is Double jointed')

(I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.)

(she invented a silent car alarm.)

(she somehow got fired from a Blow-Job)
(when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me...'Which colour?')
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yo mama so dum, when someone said it was chill outside, she ran out the house with a bowl. :biggrin:

more mama jokes??? i thought liger zero made a topic like this ......

your moma so poor and ugly, she use a mop is weave.

i got some
(Yo' mama so dumb, she failed a pregnancy test!)
(Yo mama's so dumb she thought Subway made trains.)
(Yo' mama so dumb, she bought a solar powered flash light!)

Nice jokes, but your mom is so old, she was gang-bangin with the Hebrews.

Your mom is so stupid, she thinks that "What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff." isn't a funny joke...I just made that up. :biggrin: