Post only in oxymorons and paradoxes in this thread!

uninspired invention
nice prank

And such! GO!

ummmm... "the living dead" is that one?

[quote:post_uid0="Dan Hibiki"]Post only in oxymorons and paradoxes in this thread!

uninspired invention
nice prank

And such! GO![/quote]
can u explain what that is

dumb tight :D

these are all good paradoxes but no he wants you to explain how you think they are paradoxes and why are we saying it if they are INVERSE of each other !

the glass is half empty or half full ?
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don't care, i drink it that's all ! :laughlong:

jumbo shrimp?
why is it called black ice if you can't see it?
if a bald man walks up to you and tells you "all bald men are liers" is he lying?
why call it a black light if the light isn't black?
and the biggest oxymoron.......non-flaming ####ie :biggrin:

lol wrestling is a very organized sport

hum.........I think I get the paradoxe thingy.........hum

Why do they call us black people if we're brown.........

is that good?

almost luda !
but to be a paradox it really needs to be extremist !

like the LIVING-DEAD of MOOO1 !
why is it extreme is...
you cannot be ALIVE while being DEAD
it is completely two extremities that cannot even be together as one cannot happen if the other is true !

for my part i have never really tryed to understand those kind of things !