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I have noticed that people at this forum seem to like stories. Therefore, I shall start one of my own. The name of the series will be as the topic states.

RI= Random Insanity!!!
Episode 1: The Battle Engages

Gotenks: This sucks. I always get the boring sectors. Nothing ever goes on around here. I'm gonna quit when I get back.
Lt. Mutt: Is that so?
Gotenks: Yes. This job really bites. And I never get a promotion. I've been a "recruit" for 4 years for goodness sake!
Lt. Mutt: Well, thats why I'm here. I'm promoting you to Lt. I'm retiring and I like you, so I've decided to directly pass my position on to you.
Gotenks: !!! *He's literally speechless...temporarily.*
Lt. Mutt: Here's all that you'll need. Just read that. Here are your badges, and your special weapon.
Gotenks: *No longer speechless* What the heck is this?
Lt. Mutt: Go to the Lt. Training Room and find out.
Gotenks: This better not backfire.
Lt. Mutt: Don't worry. It won't. Just be careful when using it. At times, it can be very dangerous.

Lt. Mutt officially resigns and grants his former position to Gotenks, who is now Lt. Gotenks. On his way back to the base, Lt. Gotenks runs into one of his highly ranked friends, Universal Pimp :biggrin: .

Universal Pimp: I see that the former Lt. has done what he wanted to do. I wonder if he'll pull a Micheal Jordan on us.
Lt. Gotenks: We'll never know unless he does. I better get back to the base. I'm so happy, but I don't feel like having a party right now. Could you plan one for me?
Universal Pimp: Well, I guess so. Whats the harm? We'll throw you a party. Seeya!

Lt. Gotenks now returns to the base. He encounter yet another one of his friends. This one is known as mastaq.

mastaq: Gotenks, Gotenks! Hurry, hurry! Theres a war about to start. Go to the soldier HQ to get more!
Lt.Gotenks: I'm a Lt. now, should I go to the Commander HQ instead?
mastaq: *furious* Yeah...
Lt. Gotenks: Ok. Thanks

Lt. Gotenks goes to the Commanders HQ to retreive more information on the current event. When he gets there, he finds out that Mutt has been caught between a war goin on between an ally and enemy of their's. Not much more is known about it, so Lt. Gotenks goes to battle.

What will happen now? Will Gotenks be successful in helping Mutt? Find out on the next episode!

RI= Random Insanity!!!
Episode 2: Rescue Mutt!