I was walking from Windarossa's house at about midnight staring into the pavement as I walked, listening to some Jon Secada on my cd player... suddenly... I see a guy laying on the floor right infront of me! My heart just jolted and I stutter stepped for a second and just walked around him... Did I mention it was Saturday night? The guy was spiffed up in a leather jacket and black jeans just laying their in the pavement... could've been drunk.. he also could've been dead... Either way, I just walked by him and went to the next Jon Secada track, Too Late Too Soon.

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well i had one like that me and my boys (about 5 ofus) were coming home from this party at like 3 in the morning when this high drunk dude jumps in front us he started staggering toward us then we ran and then this cop comes up to us and asks us what we were doing out so late and before we could answer the drunk dude jumps the cop and woops his but. then he took a piss on the cop. Man we ran all the way home laughing

:shocked: ............. You just ran from the cop getting whooped!?.... :D :laugh: :laughlong:

One time me and my friend saw a staggering drunk and we led him onto the porch of someone's house. My friend want to be all righteous and he didn't want to leave him falling all over the sidewalk... Be righteous to someone who likes to drink and walk around like an idiot? I can't believe my friend talked me into helping that alcoholic.

i remember when Restavega used to happily post and lived and died by the forum in only a matter of weeks. Then the evil Kingryu1 just got jealous with envy and banned him... my poor Restavega who made me a gold VIP member... your the best, rest.

I was riding my bike when I was 10 and some guys were walking up and down the streets they got on there bikes and started chasing me. As I Turned a corner someone backed out of there drive way and the guys slammed into the side of there truck.

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It was 2 A.M. on a saturday, and within my little circle of friends, we all take turns watching over a small elementary school during the night on weekends. It's a very good school, with nice teachers, and students who actually like to learn; the way it should be. Unfortunately, people like to harass the school a lot, and continuously tag it, or paint it, or just damage it.

In any case, I was walking from the opposite side; the side with a playground. Now,there is a particularly ugly piece of equipment that is used to exercise climbing and crawling skills, and is really fun to just be inside or on top of. People call it the "cheese". I passed by it, and I noticed an ugly protrusion sticking out of one of the holes. Now, since I was on "patrol", I couldn't exactly ignore it, so I went over to check on it.
Not even I could have guessed that it was just a guy with a bucket on his said that had an emblem and the letters "KFC" on it. I decided to take off the bucket, though, and I didn't really like what I found. I tried looking around the area for a source: in the woodchips, garbage, nearby equipment, and in the trees.
Nothing, nothing at all, could have grated off the man's skin like it was. Yes, people, the face was GRATED. Now, that wasn't the only freaky part. Upon getting to the nearest phone, I noticed that their was a nail filer on the ground. A metal one. So, basically, I found the murdered and the tool; A metal nail filer, and a (apparantly)Italian man who was only about 22 years old. The culprit's still on the loose, too. Needless to say, the cheese was washed thoroughly before the kids could play on it again.

Comments?

roll that is horrible! I would've freaked out. Did you continue your patrolling after that and/or seek some kind've comfort?

Actually, that is a very good question. No, I did not stop my patrol, since I've made a.. um... pact with my group that we would not stop no matter what. But because we're not the police force or anything, I ended up hiding on top of the school roof to watch over everything. I don't need to find comfort over this either, since similar things to this seem to be happening a lot lately. I'm just glad this is the only slaughter I have seen the result of so far.