| MagFlare |
10-11-2001 02:26 PM |
BrainDed is, of course, joking.
In order to escape newbie status, we must travel to a secluded monastary in Tibet where the elders will teach us the ancient and forgotten art of Internet etiquette. Once we've completed our training, we will be sent on a quest to obtain a sacred jewel from the dark temple of Nolan Bushnell, which is naturally protected by a fanactical army of old-school gamers. Only after presenting this gem to the elders will we finally be able to advance beyond the level of "newbie."
Alas, I am not yet strong enough to achieve this goal.
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