SFO Archive Forums - Ghetto school - 7 bizarre/disgusting/dangerous events

Roman Candles:
sometime in the morning, some kids lit roman candles (a sort of fire work) in the breezeway (a special passageway) of my school

guy jacks off
sometime during the day, some idiot decided to jerk off in the middle of the hall way, seriously. its disgusting, especially since 1) what could make him so horny as to do this IN school and 2) did he have to do it in the hallway i mean couldn't he have at least done it in the bathroom

seizure
after one of the gym classes, some girl had a seizure. yep, she fell to the ground and strted twitchin like crazy, it got so bad that she ended up punching one of the EMT's that came to help her in the nurses office

crutch fight
:omg: :angry: :cry:
girl A got mad at girl B, so girl A grabbed girl C's crutch and started beatin girl B with som random girl's crutch. girl A was expelled on the charges of assault with a deadly weapon.

overhead fire
one of the overhead projecters in the school caught on fire. this just gos to show how cheap the school is to have dangerous overhead projecters

fire alarm and fire cracker
during the end of the day, the fire alarm was pulled (the fourth time this month, and this time only 1 lone firetruck came instead of the normal 3 trucks and 4 vans, they must be saying "danm kids"). after spending a good 20 minutes outside, the bell rang for everybody to come in. while the masses started to pour back into the high school, a firecracker went off in the middle of the crowd. aside from causing short term confusion, the firecracker caught a teacher in the face, very likely scarring her for life. it also became known that the alarm was planned for the firecracker, and the ass who pulled the alarm and shot the fc told a bunch of people in the school (most of the students hate his guts) this makes it so that he will get busted and expelled and possibly jailed.

ass fight
and finally after school, a fight took place. the fighters were 1)the class ass (a rep he earned), and 2) buttchin (must i really explain) apparently this turned out to be a girly cat/slap fight. they were both suspended (doning the school a huge favor)

all these events happened in only 1 day. 7 crazy things, in only one day. very rare, but just plain bizzare. just goes to show how ghetto this school is