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Selvin 02-06-2003 09:12 AM

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead went out for lunch. After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the ladies room and found a strange-looking woman sitting at the entrance who said, "Welcome to the ladies room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror which, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be awarded with a wish. But, be warned, for if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"

The three women quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, the brunette said, "I think I'm the most beautiful of us three" and in an instant she was surrounded by a pile of money.

The redhead stepped up and said "I think I'm the most talented of us three" and she suddenly found the keys to a brand new Lexus in her hands.

Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, the blonde looked into the mirror and said, "I think..." and was promptly sucked into the mirror.

DA_VIPA 02-06-2003 09:36 AM

selvin u got some good jokes why dont u post them in my topic in r.i ?

marvel911 02-06-2003 04:55 PM

What?...I'am not sure I understand, or maybe I do, but i dont think its funny.

bloodpack 02-06-2003 08:06 PM

i dont get it...what did the third girl wish? ???

Selvin 02-07-2003 06:37 AM

Ugh, the blonde was so dumb that she couldn't think and therefore she lied and got sucked into the hole. :)

coolplayer2K2 02-07-2003 07:33 AM

huh thats not funny

EYO 02-07-2003 07:37 AM

dat was a good one......took me a while to figure it out though

Selvin 02-07-2003 08:32 AM

[quote:post_uid0="coolplayer2K2"]huh thats not funny[/quote]
meh, I'll post one later that you should like. :)

marvel911 02-07-2003 01:22 PM

[quote:post_uid0="Selvin"]Ugh, the blonde was so dumb that she couldn't think and therefore she lied and got sucked into the hole. :)[/quote]
Ohhh, now I get it...its kind of amusing, brings a chuckle.

Ludacris 02-07-2003 09:30 PM

god U people are slow........anyway it was a good one Selvin :biggrin:


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