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lol, I just noticed I have way to much free time...
buCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday. It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night. "I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it." Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger. Edited By HELLOTHERE on 1097365170 |
dubya tee eff -_-.. Learn how to spell and this belongs in RI....
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i copied and paste so it not my spelling and i want this to be discussed and not with spam in it.
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God, How do you mistake something like that?
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ok....
and whos gonna discuss this? :confused: |
haha, the dog came and ate it.
i tihnk its safe to call the man a cock smacker. :blues: |
I wanna know one thing......was he even wearing pants? :cry:
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The whole dog thing makes it sound too fake...I mean what kind of dog just waits in the bushes to rush out and eat up cut off wangs?
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Probably the dog mistaked it for a bone. He was running on his underwear? Lol what a retard.
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ooo that musta hurt. well anyway, it kinda sounds ridiculous. i mean... how could that happen? was his thing hanging out of his pants or something?
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