sup all i want u funny ppl 2 post bout funny things on tv/movies etc and jokes u heard from ur family or frineds they can be dirty if that werks for u but lets try 2 keep them as clean as possible (or has this topic already been done?)

Umm ok my banner is funny.... :lookaround:

lol yea nice1 keep em comin :D

ok i got 2

#1 how does saddam pratice safe sex? answer: he marks all the camels that kick.(drum solo) :laugh:

#2 how do you piss off a female archiologist? answer: give her a tampon and ask her what period it came from. :laugh:

lmao!! gud 1 heres 1

kid:mom
mom:whats wrong hunnie
kid:i have a confession 2 make
mom:whats wrong dear?
kid:i had sex with my teacher
mom:U DID WHAT!! go 2 your room lets see what your father has 2 say about this!!
(in kids room)
dad:hi son
kid:hi dad
dad:so i heard u had sex with your teacher?
kid:yes dad
dad:was it good sex?
kid:yea dad
dad:was it a blonde?
kid:yea dad
dad:.........ATTA BOY!! im so proud of u!! im gona buy u a brand new bike!!
kid:not right now pop my ass is still hurtin

u pple are more twisted than R. Kelly surrounded by a bunch of little girls.

ha ha snake (-__-)

here is a little diss.

Shut up hoe. I would of been your dad but the dog beat me to your mom.

lol um...right :)

http://www.gamerz232.org/images/Arguing.jpg
I know alot members of this community that would win that race.....

YO mama iz sooo fat dat she fell in da grand canyon and got stuck :buttrock:

[quote:post_uid0="SUPER_STORM"]YO mama iz sooo fat dat she fell in da grand canyon and got stuck :buttrock:[/quote]
that is so old.

these little heffas develop faster than kodak.

how do u get five black people from raping a woman???

throw them a basketball. lol (and no im not racist. i told this joke cause i am black. so dont flame me)

lets keep the racist jokes 2 our selves ppl (kkk is here 2 stay!! lol j.k)

Yo mama is so fat after having sex with her, I rolled over twice and I was still on top of the fat B####. :D j/k

the momma jokes suck now :/ say something eles funny hey i know...this is pretty damn funny...here...I GOT MY FINGER STUCK IN A LAWN MOWER...no jokes >.<

a husband and wife take a drive through the park.

husband: lets go to the spot where i prorposed and see if they removed the crime secne tape.

it was from the lockhorn's comic strip, if anyone reads it.

lol sports :laugh: who here seen scary move 1/2? lol the 'dude whers my car part*

oh yea the tattoos on thier backs in scary movie 2

my comtputer

Anz_boi make ur banner smaller.

And heres a diss:
Ur teeth are so yellow when you went to go see a movie and smiled ppl started to tell you to turn off the light.

And some jokes:
Your mommas she walked out with high heels and came back with flip-flops.
Your momma so dark when she put on some orange lipstick ppl thought she was a cheeseburger. :laughlong: does that sound racist to you?? if so. sorry.

that last 1 was great :D

theres a girl at a beach. she has no arms and no legs. a dude comes by and sees her crying. he asks her "why are y crying?" She says "icnever had a conversation with anyone before. "
So the man made a conversation with her. The next day the man goes back and sees her crying even more. He asks her "Why are u crying?" She saysc" I never been kissed before." So the man kisses her.

The next day the man goes back and she's still crying. He asks her "why are u crying?" She says i never been f**k** before. So the man picks her up, throws her in the ocean, and says "There now you're f**k**!"

I've heard all the Jokes before, besides DA_VIPAs, with the Teacher thing. And my two fav. from those are: Vipas' and machine1s' recent one!
LMFAO!!!


Oh and here are two to get me started:
#1
Dad: Son, you need a Hobby, keep THAT up and you'll go blind!

#2
Dad: Son, you SERIOUSLY have to StoP doing that, or you're gonna get Blind someday.
Son: Yo Dad, I'm over here!!

( You have to "GET" them before you laugh! )

im not sure i understand ...was the dad talking to his d*** or something?

yeah,me 2 ???

I think the dad himself is blind.
Oh and hears another joke:
Y did the bald man cut holes in his pocket?


Because he wanted to run his fingers thur his hair.

[quote:post_uid0="Elena"]I think the dad himself is blind.[/quote]
That's it.. the father is blind.. cant believe i didnt figure that out

[quote:post_uid0="Elena"]I think the dad himself is blind.
Oh and hears another joke:
Y did the bald man cut holes in his pocket?


Because he wanted to run his fingers thur his hair.[/quote]
u sick lil girl :laughlong:

I think it has something to do with masterbation(Don't ask) or the dad is blind already.

Listen..this flash I saved for emergencies....the laughter is to amazing...you will be shocked....but you will laugh so hard you might...die from laughter.Check it out...

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=77944

HAHAHA BLAMMO!!!!!!!!! I MIGHT GET BANNED FOR THIS...BUT THE LAUGHTER IS WORTH IT!!!!!!!

well.......that was......................nice.

strange...lol whoa im such an idiot i hadnt realized u copied almost the same banner as i have :/ damn im blind :p

good jokes

3 guys were lost in the desert when they came to an uncrossable canyon, with an oasis on the other side. They were pretty angry about this, so started shouting & swearing.

The noise woke up a genie that was sleeping on the bottom of the canyon. He agreed to let them cross if they trusted him, & to prove their trust they had to jump into the canyon & shout out the name of something. Whatever they shouted would appear & carry them across the canyon.

The 1st guy jumped, & shouted "Eagle!". A golden eagle appeared & carried him across the canyon on it's back.

The 2nd guy was a bit adventurous, so as he jumped he shouted "Whirlwind!". Sure enough, a small tornado appeared & swept him across the canyon.

The 3rd guy was really scared, & as he was jumping, he panicked & yelled "Oh sh&%!!".


:laughlong:

lmao off ppl we gettin some great jokes heres 1 ..

A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badly treated she got over the divorce settlement, when she spies a magic lamp washing up onshore. She rubs the lamp, and out pops a magical genie!!
The genie notices her anger and lets her vent her troubles to him. As a consolation, the genie informs her that he will give her three wishes. But, he cautions her that because he does not believe in divorce, he will give her ex-husband ten times the amount of whatever she wishes.
The woman is steaming mad, thinking that this is hardly fair, but she makes her first wish. The first wish was for a billion dollars. The genie grants her wish and she finds herself sitting in pile of one billion one-dollar bills. The genie then reminds her that her husband is now the recipient of 10 billion dollars.
The woman can barely contain her anger when she makes her second wish. The second wish was for a beautiful mansion on the shore of her own private beach. In an instant it was granted, but the genie then reminds again that her ex-husband now owns ten of what she wished for, and points out at the beach to a small development of ten such mansions.
Upon hearing this, the woman takes her time to contemplate her last wish. Just as the genie was about to give up on her, the woman informs the genie that she wants to make the last wish. But, before she can do this, the genie again warns her that her ex-husband will get ten times what she wishes for.
"No problem," said the woman as she grinned in ecstasy. "For my last wish...I'd like to give birth to twins."

Everyone's Mama can kiss my ass. Now that's funny, Muahahahahah.. can't....brea..th... haha..uha.aark...ark.kkk. ukk...oy... :shocked:

Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love?

A: "Honey, I'm home."

[quote:post_uid0="Unknown666"]Everyone's Mama can kiss my ass. Now that's funny, Muahahahahah.. can't....brea..th... haha..uha.aark...ark.kkk. ukk...oy... :shocked:[/quote]
u just killed everything.

snake thers always a dumbass that aint funny i guess we found him :laugh:

This is a dis
some1 is cursing at u 1st u let him finish after he/she's done u say

''U can call me anything u want eccept *persons name*''
;)