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I am issuing a wreck the mic battle. All who enter will be viewed by top record label execs...jk
I just wanna challenge my skills :shocked: |
wat skillz? :laughlong:
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lol freestylin....... :laugh:
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okay strider you got skills?
then you start this "lil" battle then we'll finish ya off. |
he got skills in making ppl laugh (joke) :biggrin:
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well.......it wouldn't bea good battle........cuz on the net.......we don,t know if U came with this instantly or if U wrote it down ages ago........so it wouldn't be a freestyle for me........
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well then freestyle about ur opponent :D
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lol yeah thats gonna be good.
im gonna have to see this |
I think AXE made a topic like this before and there where some nasty ryhmes. :laughlong:
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Well,I can try,as long as we don`t have any nasty rhymes.
Darkstrider,nothing but a- Rough rider, Always take my back, Got the best shoes from the Rack Room,got the best car going "Vroom Vroom"! He`s a good guy,just got a good phyche, Like Will Smith when he be busting rhymes, Doing the times,ringing the chymes,on his doorbell, Hope he gets real diamonds,not diamondelles! Yeah son!Now [b:post_uid6]YOU[/b:post_uid6] may honor me. |
"T.V. tries to sell me stuff that I don't really need,
the government hypocracy is intertwined with greed, all I need now is another media blitz, about jesus down in waco and the odor he emits!! The Trade Center is bombed and the F.B.I is Pissed, so they act the good americans, blaming Muslim Terrorists, people so brainwashed caught up in the media T.V, so quick to pull the trigger claiming they are guilty!! Mcdonalds will bloom as the major competition, between Jesus and the Devil for this Government's Religion, people so caught up in the freedom that they see, while America's fuucking over every single country!!!" |
Very nice....but check this.
I`m not Asian,I`m African American, When I went on a rollercoaster,I never got on again, I`m not Chinese,I`m not from Korea, I`m not the one who gave the president diarea(sp). I wish I was Asian,though,cause they seem really cool, But instead I`m American,who are forced to act like a fool, Asians bling-blinging, New telephones ring-ringing, I wish I was an Asian,which is why I am singing. Check please. |
Racking all enemies in a single mound,
Am I Superman,NO,but wait I leap over my oppentants in a single bound, I'm the BYRDMAN I hit the skies, I'm that boy that keeps everyone saying "Why?" So if you think you got Ryhmes to defeat me, Remember I've been in this rapping game Longer than any of you Peewees, So keep on dreaming your powers will never equal to me. |
Hey!I may be twelve,but I got something to say,
If you mess with me you get got every day, I ain`t no gangsta,but know how to play the game, If you mess with me,the outcome`s always the same. Bring it on, Sing my song, I may be twelve years old, But I know right from wrong. Clock goes "Ding Dong"! Tells me I`m young, Don`t have to go no further, Cause this song is sung. Ahem...next. |
I have dreams to reach the skies,
I have to wonder if I have the drive, To keep my dreams alive, You can probaly feel tears coming down my eyes, I have to make my Ryhmes cry, I guess this is my strive, In reaching goals I've setted far to high, I keep going for my dreams, In the tune of this vibe, Who would like to go next? |
Okay,let me make something fast...
Paying the pied piper, Watching 45ers, Are those guns I don`t know, Time for you to watch my show, If you`re new and don`t know, I`m the Dragon,you know, And a tiger,(oh no), A turtle,says so, A phoenix,that`s 4>fo'<, On the boat that I row, Be ready to go, 'Cause I`ll fly by you, On the Dragondude Show. |
oo my! chick fight !?
what? let me get this straight-- u tryin to beat the great one king of flowin deep from his heart watch and learn my son this ain't gonna be no martial arts cuz its my turn to bust a flow tear u apart from soul to heart all u get from me is a "so-so" u need to know what im holdin down low what? my name is zero if u act like u ain't notice its aight wit me cuz i'll be up there like a ninja hero u'll be eatin my fist like robert dinero don't top the big diss cuz it ain't possible if u want it painfully slow just say so i'll bust up some nursery rhymes dx dx hit me baby one mo' time :biggrin: fo' sho |
You`re good,but I haven`t stopped yet.
You`re Zero,huh? Make sure you don`t front, Cause I`ll roll you like a blunt, And smoke you like a runt, Are you sure this ain`t the arts, 'Cause someones face is gonna part, From the neck, When my fists cause a wreck, And I`m learning Kung-Fu, So you better step back. |
yo you can't smoke me
a crackbaby like you must be too high If im too fast then just get off my ride you hit like a crackbaby swinging on air doesn't even faze me don't matter if u know kung fu or japanese ima take you down with less than ease dx zero respect him or get a gap in yo teeth fo' sheezy |
You be tearing Mary Janes,
Nosing through them like Great Danes, If you think you can take me, In any kind of game. Out of you I smack the crap, 'Cause I ain`t no little sap, You better listen to my rap, So you can learn how to act. So you can sit on your rack, Stay still or be slapped, Or else you better be ready, When I go on the attack. [Remember,nothing here's meaningly offensive,so no hard feelings,right?] |
Hmm not bad I'm going to get serious,
DXZero I challenge you!!!!! DXZero, you think your a hero, When your macking game is below degree zero, The words in your mind now is"WOW oh man Neato!!" I'm not even at full power yet...YO. So prepare yourself for a critical freestlying flow, So your called donut, I guess thats where I'll begin my cuts, I guess your a live Homer with a wide gut, You must hate being picked away like a mut, I guess the Big N' Tasties just aren't enough.... Woah maybe that was just a little bit ruff, But your skills are starting to show some buff, So say quit when you've had enough, Because the rapping game might be alittle to tough, But let's see if your skills can handle me, This is bigger than any spelling bee. This is life to me..... |
as i walk through the valley of the shadow of death
i take a look at my life and see that theres not much left fist afer fist, kick after kick, mouth after mouth get these damn ##### out of my house! always trash talking that they all that great they aint nothing but a piece of shi*.' 711 can never shut the hell up better get a gun and go 'pop pop pop'. who could do better? |
You think you had it bad,
My life wasn`t so rad, I bet you think I have a Benz, Up in my pad. But nah,I don`t have the best, How much you wanna bet I`m not as good as the rest? Come look around my house and what do you see? You see five people,smart kid,that would be me! Rapping like Busta,that would be me, Come around look at me and what do you see, A little strong kid who`s busting them words, But in none of his hands,he be flipping some birds. |
funny... byrdman trying to get on my face?
its funny cuz ima give ya a taste u think this donut is round and baked? no its just a cover-up to fool you fakes hes 5'10 with 11 size shoes he'd do anything to take you to school no matter if its basketball baseball or a race monopoly, poker, or rappa' hes still gonna beat u with a spade of ace hes the total package aka show stoppa' hes gonna blow your mind like sockem boppa' don't look naive just pop your colla' call me dx shows ur respect toward me call me zero shows ur fear for me touch me again and u'll have tears for me be aware of me :D |
Step off the Byrdman,
and back to your beef with me, Are you sure you want to step up to him and me? Now hold up right there if you think this is dissing, You need to go back and see what you missing, Also go back for your reminiscing, It`s you I`m testing, Tolerance for the risking,of your dignity for a dissing, and you better practice your own butt kissing! Peace! :buttrock: |
fo sho dragondude r,
if u wanted a beating just step forward, one thing i gotta do is ask you do u really want an ass kicked award? im sorry, but that alone will not do I will bust out moves and many more, leavin you pinned down on the floor, you can't win if u already lost the war |
Yo,this war just begun,
And the phone just wrung,says "DX was knocked down hard, He`s in the hospital ward!" Because he went up to me and Byrdman, We`ll get you so much,like we`re the kick and you`re the can, If you had sense you would`ve ran, But it`ll get knocked back into you by Dragondude-San! One Bruce Lee punch, And I`ve got a hunch, That you`ll leave and come back With a lawsuit and crutch. But then again,you won`t come back, Or else,you`ll wake up to in a sack, Running down the Rhine and getting hit by the fish, You so drugged,they talk to you,say"WANT ANOTHER DRAGON DISS?!" |
<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>" HOW THE FUUCK CAN YOU HAVE PRIDE IN A COUNTRY,
HOW EMPTY,IGNORANT AND BLIND DO YOU GOTTA BE WHEN YOU FLY YOUR FILTHY FUUCKING FLAG YOUR SALUTING N EMPTY,WORTLESS,USELESS FARCE YUR SALUTING RACISM FROM THE DAY THE COUNTRY STARTED IT'S BEEN A PART OF IT AND YOUR SALUTING YOUR OWN OPPRESSOR AND IF YOUR THAT FUUCKING STUPID YOU DESERVE EVERYTHING YOU GET YOUR COUNTRY IS $HIT YOUR COUNTRY IS TOTAL $HIT AND YOU'RE FAT WITH PRIDE AS YOU SWALLOW EVERY BIT OF IT I HOPE YOU GO FIRST IN A WAR YOU'VE PAY FOR AND I HOPE YOU STILL LOVE YOUR COUNTRY WHEN YOUR RIDDLED WITH BULLETS IN FOREIGN COUNTRY SHOWERD WITH BOMBS AND LEFT FOR DEAD SO FLY THEIR FLAG AND KEEP SWALLOWING THEIR $HIT I'LL NEVER BE PROUD OR BE SUPPORTING IT AND I HOPE ONE DAY YOU ALL GET YOUR CHANE AS YOU DIE FOR FREEDOM THE POWER IS STILL IN THEIR HANDS YOUR COUNTRY IS $HIT AND YOU'RE ALL FUUCKING $HIT IF YOUR IGNORANT ENOUGH TO BELIEVE IT AND SUPPORT IT I HOPE YOU GO FIRST IN A WAR YOU PAY FOR AND THINK YOUR PROTECTING FREEDOM WHEN YOU'RE KILLIG INNOCENT WOMEN AND CHILDREN PRESERVING CAPITALISM FOR THE ONES THAT STAY IN POWER PRESERVING YOUR RIGHT TO PAY TAXES DYING FOR THE RIGHT TO BE KEPT IN LINE I HOPE THAT ONE DAY YOU ALL GET YOUR CHANCE AS YOUR DYING FOR FREEDOM THE POWER IS STILL IN THEIR HANDS</span>" By the way, I think Dragon_r guy has this under control... Pretty damned good for a 12 year old!! |
??? That doesn't rhyme, and it doesn't make me smile whilst I read it.
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DX thinks he's all that
DX thinks he's real phat the real truth is, he's just a piece of crap. asshole really sucks he makes a baby go yuck doesnt even ryhme doesnt even match an embarassment, ur too old c'mon, lets go i do better than that. can i real PHAT!!! just keepin it gangsta!!!!! |
yo snake why u gotta be playa hatin
cuz I haven't had a victim like u lately this battle ain't between u n me just cuz im outnumbered u join in the frenzy that don't mean u ain't suppose to be waitin sorry snako come back later and see what u making a big mistake is what u'll be aching go backup ur one line nursery rhymes i ain't got the time to listen to yo whinin while i got a few small problem of mines dude has good rhyme but i ain't buyin it i ain't about to let yall tyin it i change the mood so i have pride in it lemme finish off this and try to end it quick run and cry back to your sportschick but the snakes suppose to be dangerous and slick byrd and dragondude here both actin like a little ricky smith come to the hood here lets see who'll be the #1 pick they hear yall from the queer rockin on the rocawear i wouldn't know but yall be stocking them there what you see is dx here look in front of the mirror and yall could see it clear im so sorry but u ain't me try again how about.. next year they say im a magician here i can may ugly things disappear http://www.dbzarchive.dragonballzgt....s/bluegrab.gif |
Dan, it DOES Rhyme, but the sad part is, it's NOT supposed to be a rap song, so it's doesn't make much rhyme, I guess...
Oh and Snake, I don't suck, if you read the lyrics and read it as a song, instead of "Dumb, Wanna be Rap gangsta $hit", then it will make perfect sense. And, how am I too old!? |
Oh man..........What the hell is this?
People just typing but not really making any sense! What?!?! you think u got real skill?!?! Hit me up one day and ill show you how to keep it real No one probably really knows how to rhyme? Cause all u do is type and take ur time trying to make sure what u typed is better than mine trying to make us think like u comit crimes You know what?!?why dont u just shutup and go lisen to sublime Cause really what u type is really sour like lime!!! How about u challenge me in a real rap battle. ill slap you around like a silly hoe then ull get up and ill slap u some moe cause u really dont know last time i rapped they put me on death row How about you go out a grow alittle moe i bet when you try to rap it flows pretty slow Cause i know when i challenge u you'll get blowned. After this flow i give up. There is really no point to flowin like this. there is just no point to it, anyone can be called a freestylist on a forum. |
Yeah,that`s true.For some reason,I can`t bust rhymes like I type 'em.And you`re right,a**hole,that`s what America is.
Yo,DX,if you can make 'em disappear, Then tell me one thing,why the crap you still here? Think you rapping,busting rhymes,think you floating on air, But you see,what I got,is nothing but rare. And yes your right man, America`s not great, Full of racism,murders, and nothing but hate, No one to appreciate,the other nations, who are better at rates, Compared to other nations, America is of the late. Stealing land from others, And continues to do so, Don`t be stupid,you fools! Only go for Bin Laden and his co, Don`t drop bombs and destroy nations Like you did to poor Japan, Don`t be stupid you fools,just Only go for one man. So they`re not Christian? Who gives a sh**, I`m not a religion, Maybe Bhuddist,a little bit. Or maybe Taoism, ShinTaoism, 'S Like da Vinci`s Cubism, As long as everyone is in the chizzum. That means as long as everyone is alright It`s okay, To be different from us fools, In your very own ways. I may be American,but I don`t go up like that, Unhealthiness and stupidy, Not to mention heart attacks. America is pathetic, So I wish I was Japanese, Stupid,death,and torture, That what America bes. So if your Asian, Please stay in your homes, America is worse,for that You don`t need Sherlock Holmes. :yinyang: |
[quote:post_uid0="asshole"]Dan, it DOES Rhyme, but the sad part is, it's NOT supposed to be a rap song, so it's doesn't make much rhyme, I guess...[/quote]
It doesn't match into any traditional rhyme patterns, and I know my rhyming very well. It doesn't rhyme (except in a few places, but the rhymes are uncreative). Also, in case you haven't noticed, this IS a rap thread. |
God damn you people are dumb. ;)
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Learn from the best ;) >mockingly<
And lay off,Dan.If there really is "traditional rhyming patterns",one should be that rapping is the truth.And A**hole is speaking the truth.And he does rhyme in most places. |
please tell me theres more competition then that. i guess i gotta take over this topic- here we go
yo...yo..yo... they call me the candy man i got more skittles then kerry kittles, i got more riddles and fiddles then you could ever imagine y'all just like the rest, u cant beat the best, your just a simple test- to beat, i will defeat all the challengers, didn't i ell you?, im the candy man!, i got a bag of tricks and treats, you'll never beat-me. can't u see? are u blind?, should i beat your behind?, my rhymes are too hot, i connected the dots, hit the spot, look at the rocks that im wearin, i aint carin-bout u fools, i'll go get my tools and hit you in the dam head, i'll make u red, maybe u'll even be dead, mani got 1 thing u'll never have and thats royalty, and i get 1 thing you'll never get and thats loyalty. im like the rock u can suck my c****, i'll lay the smackdown on your candy ass, man u smoke to much grass if u think u can beat me, if u think u can beat me u must be havin a dream, im like allen iverson its a one man team, all the record label needs is me to win albums back to back to back just like the basketball games for the lakers, im the maker of killin and im willin to let u leave and breath another fresh amount of air, cause i dont care, about u loser i got millions and billions of dollas holla!dam man im the #1 stunna but i dont shine every summa cause i shine everyday i know that y'all gay thats right your dum and swallow cum man if i had a dolla for everytime people said i could be beaten id be rich, your just a bitch, u cant touch what u cant see and thats me, dont playahate, dont discrimanate, dont masterbate, we all know ur nothin but im somethin i just grind in my mind and spit these crazy lyrics, y'all cant beat my rap y'all just a piece of crap, im off the heeze 4sheeze, but i do know one thang though, losers they come they go, saturday through sunday monday, monday through sunday yo, maybe you'll one day beat me, maybe you'll some day win, till then just shut the f*** up u aint got no luck u suck! i won its over im done im done y'all cant touch that right there |
Man,lay off the freaky crap,
Nothing but a sap, Think you know how to rap, Don`t stop I`ll bust a cap. You ain`t rapping nothing, Trying to start, You won`t be nothing, So don`t start something. I may be twelve years old, But man,I put you to the test, After going against me,man, You`ll have to be put the rest. Because,if you haven`t noticed, You making no sense, Man,you so dumb, You repeat before you rinse! :laughlong: Where`s your bag of tricks,huh? Mr.,pshaw,Candy Man, If you would`ve had some sense then you would`ve ran, From me.Why?I`m the man. Call me Dragondude-San, Never get banned, Kick your can, Keep to my restrictions, Or else feel my fist frictions, Think of what you riskin', Keep to my rules, Don`t be of the fools, Because listen to me,man, You lower then a mule. Now like I said, I would only rap, If there was none of your crap, Yo kind,above the line, So tone it down a bit,man, Before you get in a bind! |
[quote:post_uid0="machine1"]please tell me theres more competition then that. i guess i gotta take over this topic- here we go
yo...yo..yo... they call me the candy man i got more skittles then kerry kittles, i got more riddles and fiddles then you could ever imagine y'all just like the rest, u cant beat the best, your just a simple test- to beat, i will defeat all the challengers, didn't i ell you?, im the candy man!, i got a bag of tricks and treats, you'll never beat-me. can't u see? are u blind?, should i beat your behind?, my rhymes are too hot, i connected the dots, hit the spot, look at the rocks that im wearin, i aint carin-bout u fools, i'll go get my tools and hit you in the dam head, i'll make u red, maybe u'll even be dead, mani got 1 thing u'll never have and thats royalty, and i get 1 thing you'll never get and thats loyalty. im like the rock u can suck my c****, i'll lay the smackdown on your candy ass, man u smoke to much grass if u think u can beat me, if u think u can beat me u must be havin a dream, im like allen iverson its a one man team, all the record label needs is me to win albums back to back to back just like the basketball games for the lakers, im the maker of killin and im willin to let u leave and breath another fresh amount of air, cause i dont care, about u loser i got millions and billions of dollas holla!dam man im the #1 stunna but i dont shine every summa cause i shine everyday i know that y'all gay thats right your dum and swallow cum man if i had a dolla for everytime people said i could be beaten id be rich, your just a bitch, u cant touch what u cant see and thats me, dont playahate, dont discrimanate, dont masterbate, we all know ur nothin but im somethin i just grind in my mind and spit these crazy lyrics, y'all cant beat my rap y'all just a piece of crap, im off the heeze 4sheeze, but i do know one thang though, losers they come they go, saturday through sunday monday, monday through sunday yo, maybe you'll one day beat me, maybe you'll some day win, till then just shut the f*** up u aint got no luck u suck! i won its over im done im done y'all cant touch that right there[/quote] machine I tip my hat to u *master tips his cap to machine* that is gansta. |
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